Dramatic Song: bởi Toby Turner (A.K.A Tobuscus)
This song sounds dramatic
But I'm bad at nghề viết văn words
If bạn don't speak English
This probably sounds pretty good.
You'd probably think I'm singing
'Bout some pretty serious stuff
But in reality I'm hát about
The lack of stuff I'm hát 'bout
This part's intense, and emotional!
As long as bạn don't understand it.
Your foreign grandma would tình yêu this song
Please send it to her and she'll probably
Tell her foreign Những người bạn about the song
Her grandson hoặc daughter sent her today.
This song might hit the charts in her country
If parts sounded like Cold Play.
If the chorus sounds like Cold Play.
Then I put some la, la, las in there
La la la la la la la la la la la
Cold Play!
Hopefully your foreign grandma
listens to this song everyday
and if she asks bạn to translate
The lyrics here's what bạn say:
A perfect translation does not exist,
Well at least, not in your language.
But if bạn must know, well picture this:
Fifty billion rainbows and the sun is setting
And the moon is setting also and you're there
In a gazebo, and then God descends from heaven
and he gives bạn a million dollars.
Take that feeling, and put it into a song
I could translate word bởi word
But that'd take too long.
And I've got stuff to do, Grandma
I don't have time for this
bạn gotta trust me
bạn gotta trust me, Grandma
This freakin' song is brilliant.
Actual âm nhạc video: link
This song sounds dramatic
But I'm bad at nghề viết văn words
If bạn don't speak English
This probably sounds pretty good.
You'd probably think I'm singing
'Bout some pretty serious stuff
But in reality I'm hát about
The lack of stuff I'm hát 'bout
This part's intense, and emotional!
As long as bạn don't understand it.
Your foreign grandma would tình yêu this song
Please send it to her and she'll probably
Tell her foreign Những người bạn about the song
Her grandson hoặc daughter sent her today.
This song might hit the charts in her country
If parts sounded like Cold Play.
If the chorus sounds like Cold Play.
Then I put some la, la, las in there
La la la la la la la la la la la
Cold Play!
Hopefully your foreign grandma
listens to this song everyday
and if she asks bạn to translate
The lyrics here's what bạn say:
A perfect translation does not exist,
Well at least, not in your language.
But if bạn must know, well picture this:
Fifty billion rainbows and the sun is setting
And the moon is setting also and you're there
In a gazebo, and then God descends from heaven
and he gives bạn a million dollars.
Take that feeling, and put it into a song
I could translate word bởi word
But that'd take too long.
And I've got stuff to do, Grandma
I don't have time for this
bạn gotta trust me
bạn gotta trust me, Grandma
This freakin' song is brilliant.
Actual âm nhạc video: link
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy bạn get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a bít tất, sock with pennies, and then demand all of the thực phẩm using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a ngẫu nhiên person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos hoặc baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as bạn can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little cừu, thịt cừu at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's thực phẩm when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about ngẫu nhiên things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a bít tất, sock with pennies, and then demand all of the thực phẩm using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a ngẫu nhiên person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos hoặc baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as bạn can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little cừu, thịt cừu at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's thực phẩm when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about ngẫu nhiên things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was bánh mỳ, bánh mì on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is bánh mỳ, bánh mì on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the bánh mỳ, bánh mì is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and hoặc eat the bánh mỳ, bánh mì that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the bánh mỳ, bánh mì off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the bánh mỳ, bánh mì that is on yer head so u can on living without bánh mỳ, bánh mì on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the bánh mỳ, bánh mì that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating bánh mỳ, bánh mì it is so if i tell u that there is bánh mỳ, bánh mì on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of bánh mỳ, bánh mì on yer head
The Cabin
These trích dẫn are trích dẫn with differnt meanings of tọc mạch, chồn, ferret hoặc just the animal.
“If a tọc mạch, chồn, ferret bites bạn it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the các lượt xem are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, bạn can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to tọc mạch, chồn, ferret it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and tọc mạch, chồn, ferret it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a tọc mạch, chồn, ferret bites bạn it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the các lượt xem are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, bạn can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to tọc mạch, chồn, ferret it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and tọc mạch, chồn, ferret it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I tình yêu you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I tình yêu you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
