Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two Những người bạn riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a ngựa con, ngựa, pony with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red cáo, fox is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...

-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when bạn sneeze because when bạn sneeze, your tim, trái tim stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A ốc, ốc sên can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only động vật that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders thêm than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...

Ride mechanical ngựa with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the âm nhạc store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos hoặc rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...

Act like bạn know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza, bánh pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their các câu hỏi with questions.
Ask about pizza, bánh pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

What if Don got thêm "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A năm has passed by, and Don is chosen bởi the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef rìu nhỏ, rìa, hatchet with a cashew. Instead, Don...