My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm nghề viết văn bạn this letter to tell bạn that I'm leaving bạn forever. I've been a good man to bạn for 7 years & I have nothing to hiển thị for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that bạn quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, bạn came trang chủ & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your yêu thích meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. bạn ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. bạn don't tell me bạn tình yêu me anymore; bạn don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either bạn are cheating on me hoặc bạn don't tình yêu me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my ngày thêm than receiving your letter.
It's true bạn & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when bạn got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if bạn can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when bạn cooked my yêu thích meal, bạn must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from bạn because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved bạn & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got trang chủ bạn were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope bạn have the fulfilling life bạn always wanted. My lawyer đã đưa ý kiến that the letter bạn wrote ensures bạn won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told bạn this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm nghề viết văn bạn this letter to tell bạn that I'm leaving bạn forever. I've been a good man to bạn for 7 years & I have nothing to hiển thị for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that bạn quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, bạn came trang chủ & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your yêu thích meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. bạn ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. bạn don't tell me bạn tình yêu me anymore; bạn don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either bạn are cheating on me hoặc bạn don't tình yêu me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my ngày thêm than receiving your letter.
It's true bạn & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when bạn got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if bạn can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when bạn cooked my yêu thích meal, bạn must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from bạn because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved bạn & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got trang chủ bạn were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope bạn have the fulfilling life bạn always wanted. My lawyer đã đưa ý kiến that the letter bạn wrote ensures bạn won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told bạn this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
This bài viết is about my terrible cousin May!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I tình yêu her but she pisses me off!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I tình yêu her but she pisses me off!
