An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the chịu, gấu that was hit bởi an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They đã đưa ý kiến it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the nho khô for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that bạn can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a cây is nomadic when it packs up its thân cây and leaves.
One ngày the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a pizza, bánh pizza in the socket and get a pizza, bánh pizza delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
bạn can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the chịu, gấu that was hit bởi an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They đã đưa ý kiến it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the nho khô for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that bạn can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a cây is nomadic when it packs up its thân cây and leaves.
One ngày the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a pizza, bánh pizza in the socket and get a pizza, bánh pizza delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
bạn can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the bình luận box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!
Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who
Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg
Just filling up không gian so the bài viết will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
.."........."....."...."........
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the bình luận box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!
Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who
Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg
Just filling up không gian so the bài viết will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
.."........."....."...."........
Not a người hâm mộ but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.
4. Sophia Bush
She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.
3. Kaya Scodelario
Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!
2. Katie Cassidy
This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.
1. Megan Fox
Not a người hâm mộ but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!
Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys hoặc something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball hoặc swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball hoặc swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy bạn get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a bít tất, sock with pennies, and then demand all of the thực phẩm using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a ngẫu nhiên person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos hoặc baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as bạn can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little cừu, thịt cừu at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's thực phẩm when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about ngẫu nhiên things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a bít tất, sock with pennies, and then demand all of the thực phẩm using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a ngẫu nhiên person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos hoặc baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as bạn can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little cừu, thịt cừu at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's thực phẩm when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about ngẫu nhiên things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was bánh mỳ, bánh mì on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is bánh mỳ, bánh mì on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the bánh mỳ, bánh mì is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and hoặc eat the bánh mỳ, bánh mì that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the bánh mỳ, bánh mì off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the bánh mỳ, bánh mì that is on yer head so u can on living without bánh mỳ, bánh mì on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the bánh mỳ, bánh mì that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating bánh mỳ, bánh mì it is so if i tell u that there is bánh mỳ, bánh mì on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of bánh mỳ, bánh mì on yer head
The Cabin
