-chocolate kills dogs! True, Sô cô la affects a dog's tim, trái tim and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
-Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
-Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head
-Brains are thêm active sleeping than watching TV
-There are thêm chickens than people in the world
-The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest
-The average four year-old child asks over four hundred các câu hỏi a day.
-The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
-Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing
-The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows
-Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned His wife hoặc mother because they were both deaf.
-Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
-China has thêm English speakers than the United States
-Wearing headphones for an giờ increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times.
-You can't kill yourself bởi holding your breath.
-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
-Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
-Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head
-Brains are thêm active sleeping than watching TV
-There are thêm chickens than people in the world
-The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest
-The average four year-old child asks over four hundred các câu hỏi a day.
-The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
-Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing
-The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows
-Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned His wife hoặc mother because they were both deaf.
-Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
-China has thêm English speakers than the United States
-Wearing headphones for an giờ increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times.
-You can't kill yourself bởi holding your breath.
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four năm old Amber,
A 12 năm old Kennedy,A 5 năm old Harper,And then there's 9 năm old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her búp bê back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do bạn want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in lò nướng bánh, máy nướng bánh mỳ for half a minute.
*Ten phút later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do bạn know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked bạn as the Babysitter cause bạn have 7 siblings and bạn all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 năm old Kennedy,A 5 năm old Harper,And then there's 9 năm old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her búp bê back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do bạn want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in lò nướng bánh, máy nướng bánh mỳ for half a minute.
*Ten phút later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do bạn know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked bạn as the Babysitter cause bạn have 7 siblings and bạn all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. bạn grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. bạn take các bức ảnh of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when bạn sneeze.
5. bạn don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and bạn don’t even work there.
7. bạn spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your mèo are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. bạn can’t even remember your một giây cup.
10. bạn can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. bạn take các bức ảnh of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when bạn sneeze.
5. bạn don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and bạn don’t even work there.
7. bạn spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your mèo are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. bạn can’t even remember your một giây cup.
10. bạn can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five thêm songs, can bạn believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even đã đưa ý kiến that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her tiếp theo CD Rebecca promises to have a thêm natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking trang chủ from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a cá voi drove bởi in his sedan and đã đưa ý kiến happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went trang chủ and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a cá tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went trang chủ and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a cá tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do tình yêu Misa though!
I tình yêu cơm, gạo balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I tình yêu my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I tình yêu the colors: vôi Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I tình yêu the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do tình yêu Misa though!
I tình yêu cơm, gạo balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I tình yêu my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I tình yêu the colors: vôi Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I tình yêu the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!