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How Shakira Bradley Saved The World (for now...)

posted by MERCEYISAWESOME

I know this is cheesy, but when I grow up, I wanna be an author. But not just ANY author. I'm mean like, 1# New York Times Best Selling author. Up there with the big kids. Rick Riordan, Ben Mikaelsen, Stephenie Meyer, Suzanne Collins. Just to name a few. xD
This is an original story I wrote. I'm promising you: I'm not stealing anyone's ideas. Okay? Now let's get this hiển thị on the road! Here's the summary:

SUMMARY:
Shakira's life was perfect. She had a wealthy loving mother and a caring father. Her younger brother and sister looked up to her and respected her privacy. She had a roof over her head, thực phẩm on her table, and good education. But there's always a problem, right? Then what's Shakira's? Well, her best friend is always trying to kill her, then later denies it. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with THAT.
After the disaster at the science fair, her life starts to crumple down like a temple. Her parents no longer talk to her. Her siblings Lauren and Gavin now hate her guts for no apparent reason. And to hàng đầu, đầu trang off THAT depressing ice cream sundae, her best friend Lindsay is missing.
Could things get any worse??? Well, it just did.
A mysterious boy comes to her house and claims that he's a spy. And that if Shakira doesn't help him on a mission, the world will be at chaos forever!
Can Shakira save both the world, and Lindsay? Her every choice destinies the World's fate...

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MERCEYISAWESOME This is the first chapter. Sorry if it's short and suckish. But I'm really tired. I know. REALLY lame excuse. but its just the introduction so... But oh wells. Here we go! INTRODUCTION: As I hid behind a desk, barley dodging bullets and flying staplers, I thought to myself, ' who was the doofus that started all this?' Then it occurred to me that I was the doofus. And because of my selfish decision, the world might blow up. Literally. Oh, what fun! And I'm guessing that you're sitting there not understanding a thing I'm saying, right? Figures. Well, if you want to know how bad I screwed things up, then I guess ill have to start at the very beginning... FOUR YEARS BEFORE... I'm Shakira Bradley. But my code name is bread. I don't want the enemy to know my real identity. I'm thirteen years old and live in Tulsa, Oklahoma. But that doesn't matter. If you want to know how bad things actually are, you've come to the right place. Now, lets see... oh yeah! It all started when i poisoned the principal. A/N: Don't worry, Shakira was just kidding about the poisoning the principal thing. Maybe... xD I know, I'm evil. But I'm the author so I can do anything I want. BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! ^-^ The next chapter is called: My Principal Turns Green. Scary, right? And I'm sorry if it takes me forever to post. I'm writing another story so... BYEEEEEEEE!!! :3

gottalovemb2 I love your article I don't think it's lame it's awesome and i hope the world won't blow up

ALN07 lol I love it so far more please!

MERCEYISAWESOME i edited the introduction so its (barley) longer. and if you ditched this story, i understand. i would too. but thank you if you're still here! ill let all you know when I'm done with first chapter.

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25 Ways To Annoy Your Mom!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are bạn listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do bạn like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks bạn to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks bạn to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your trang chủ alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

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Copy And Paste

posted by My8thUsername

A/N: I tình yêu copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic danh sách I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. bởi the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do hoặc has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when bạn don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...

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Jinxx and Sammi Doll

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Alphabet letters hình nền

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They Are All The Same!

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The rock dressed as miley cyrus

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My Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Fanfiction! :D

posted by Face_of_Music

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Hello Muggles! I really would like your opinions on my Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Crossover Fanfic! Anything I could change, hoặc add to it... I am finished typing, so nothing passed the last word....And deleting it is not a suggestion.. The begining and end is a little boring, like any story..... But thans for your time! :D It is quite long

THE POTTER GAMES

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been chosen to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at trang chủ with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended...

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101 ways to annoy your roommate

posted by bizeshnakarki

I found this bài viết on the internet.

1. Insist that bạn are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the giường holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say bạn know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors bởi your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as bạn can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...

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Funny Things To Do in The Bus

posted by ilovepenguins

I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When bạn arrive at the tiếp theo stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If bạn are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

Alphabet letters hình nền

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28 Things bạn Can Do To Annoy Your Friends...And Enemies ;)

posted by cuteypuffgirl

GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED bởi YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying trái cam, màu da cam on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as bạn want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza, bánh pizza hoặc something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...

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Beauty of nature

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Black Cat

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one big pile

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Black Naruto

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Canada24 revews REN AND STIMPY ADULT PARTY CARTOON:

posted by Canada24

That's right. I sat though this garbadge simply for the entertainment of online friends..

I just felt like I needed to get mad about something, as they tend to be the thêm entertaining reviews.. So what easier way than watching the work of JOHN K.. Cause never was there a man I wanted to cú đấm harder than John K.. And just as I was starting to forget why.. I saw Naked bờ biển, bãi biển Party, and it came back..

It's basically just porn but with Ren and Stimpy.. Fucking Jailbait porn.. All the females are implied to be below the age of consent, so of coarse my buddy John K dresses them all in overly sexualized...

illuminati all seeing eye in spongebob

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Purple

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