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Just decided to write something random! My first bài viết so bình luận if bạn want!!! hoặc not!


Why am I nghề viết văn this?
Why is it hot hoặc cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is fanpop fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.
posted by BellaCullen96
Take large objects on the train with you.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people tiếp theo to you.
Sell stuff.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your Những người bạn at the other end of the train.
Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if bạn throw up.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Ask people where they are from.
Ask people where they are going.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker....
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Ask everyone bạn meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as bạn can.
If bạn see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to con vịt, vịt under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as bạn can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
posted by boomy678
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, hoặc pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids


Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum thêm gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min hoặc completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting thêm till bạn reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!


Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
posted by Mallory101
1. Recycle aluminum and glass.
2. Buy energy efficient appliances
3. Run clothes washers only when fully loaded, but don't overload
4. Plant a tree
5. Do all ironing at one time
6. Buy recycled paper
7. Buy low wattage hoặc compact fluorescent light bulbs
8. Turn off lights that don't need to be on
9. Use cold water instead of hot
10. Use small ovens hoặc stove-top cooking methods instead of your large oven
11. Bring your own reusable bags to the grocery store
12. Write companies urging them to use paper rather than plastics and styrofoam
13. Buy products that will last
14. Support environmentally conscious...
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posted by MrsPattinsonXO
Okay, so I was sitting on the đi văng last night watching some rubbish ti vi hiển thị and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my cầu vồng colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I tình yêu bạn soooooo much' and so I was like 'I tình yêu bạn more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting bạn a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting bạn one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten phút later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END
posted by big-fat-meanie
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A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P



At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
posted by patrisha727
cần tây has negative calories. It takes thêm calories to eat a piece of cần tây than the cần tây has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to nuốt, nhạn the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes đắng, cay đắng things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...
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I don't know what anything means...
Throw bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can bạn fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit tiếp theo to bạn because bạn invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...
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posted by Yama
Emily had the mui xe down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. hoặc maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five phút of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as bạn got into the car but...
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posted by vamp_grl_123
Ok so here is a bunch of ngẫu nhiên Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG bạn needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope bạn liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!
posted by BellaCullen96
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that bạn "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that bạn haven't received enough Sô cô la sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every câu hỏi with another question. As soon as one of bạn says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...
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1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go trang chủ and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted bởi aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late bạn are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me phía trước, chuyển tiếp to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...
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Source: 1280x800.com
posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that bạn can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can ngày Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do bạn realize how crazy and gross a lot of những người hâm mộ are???? Here is a gross bài viết about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached bởi “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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posted by i_luv_angst
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico...
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added by Rodz
Source: desktopnexus
I found this link. This will last bạn days. XD


Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.


One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.


About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave lò nướng was invented bởi mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the Sô cô la bar he...
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