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1. Like- it makes bạn seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- bạn have to have thêm words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane hoặc out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what bạn call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, bạn have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss- say things like "make the bladder gladder" hoặc "shake hands with an old friend"

12. Ma'am- only if you're talking to a sales representative should this word be used

13. Asshole- see son of a bitch

14. Son of a bitch- see asshole

15. Rat's ass- bạn can also say "rooster's ass" hoặc "badger's ass"

16. Little shit- for males between the ages of 3-16 and some adult males shorter than 5'7

17. Bitch- overrated as an insult

18. Dude- a retired word

19. Yo- use instead of dude

20. Jesus Christ- God bless him

21. Jesus H Christ- a fun way of saying Jesus Christ

22. The 'ol how's your father- slang for sex also for "cleaning the gutters", "engaging in arts and crafts", "tending the garden"

23. Colder than a witch's tit- It just means really cold

24. Bullshit- horseshit, chickenshit, badgershit any animal can be used really

25. In the zone- the zone, the driver's seat, the groove, the saddle, the loop...you get the idea

Thanks for đọc :)
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Okay so a quick hiển thị of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal Nhật Bản containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, hoặc at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced bởi Samuel L. Jackson, âm nhạc was done bởi RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the anime itself was animated bởi Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...
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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored bởi a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized găng tay weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told bạn if bạn keep falling asleep, their gonna kick bạn outta here"...
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards bởi an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes bạn can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are bạn doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: bạn okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think bạn were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED bởi A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...
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#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist bạn have to believe every quote Hawking ever đã đưa ý kiến ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was đã đưa ý kiến that...
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So xD Fuck it.


-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White bánh mỳ, bánh mì is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown bánh mỳ, bánh mì is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions:...
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I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, hiển thị Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 chai rượu lớn chừng hai lít, magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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rùa, con rùa sandwich, bánh sandwich has returned! I mean, technically, I đã đăng the last one 2 days ago, but since that's 5 days after I meant to have it done, the rùa, con rùa Sandwiches are returning to schedule. Hopefully forever. Anyways, it's TV hiển thị week, and since no TV hiển thị suggestions have been made thus far, I picked my own yêu thích show, Arrow! Enjoy! :)
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