Do bạn work at Subway? Because bạn just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do bạn want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang bạn on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but bạn can expect thêm than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
xin chào babe, how about a pizza, bánh pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't bạn like pizza?
Do bạn work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw bạn checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
xin chào baby, I think bạn just made my two bởi four into a four bởi eight.
I'll give bạn a nickel if bạn tickle my pickle.
bạn are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
What's the speed of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 bạn have to turn around!
I'm an astronaut and my tiếp theo mission is to explore Uranus.
If I had AIDS, would bạn have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
Excuse me, but do bạn give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Miss, If you've Mất tích your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made bạn come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Do bạn wanna come to the Marines, hoặc would your rather have a Marine come into you?
There are 265 Bones in the human body. How would bạn like one more?
Why don't bạn come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
xin chào baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Do bạn take Visa?
How do bạn like your eggs? Poached, scrambled hoặc fertilized?
bạn smell... We should go take a vòi hoa sen together.
Would bạn like a hotdog to go with those buns?
Are bạn a virgin? [No] Prove it!
bạn bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
I don't know what bạn think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some thi ca in motion?
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an giờ fast!
I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!
Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" bạn do down.
Would bạn like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
Do bạn believe in free love? [No] Then how much do bạn cost?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Hi, I'm gay. Do bạn think bạn can convert me?
If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add thêm lubricants.
[Walk into her chest] "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened!"
What are bạn doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Will bạn be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
My name is Skittles... wanna taste my rainbow?
Are those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place!
I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.
I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.
I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!
What is a nice girl like bạn doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!
Hi, do bạn want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang bạn on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but bạn can expect thêm than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
xin chào babe, how about a pizza, bánh pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't bạn like pizza?
Do bạn work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw bạn checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
xin chào baby, I think bạn just made my two bởi four into a four bởi eight.
I'll give bạn a nickel if bạn tickle my pickle.
bạn are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
What's the speed of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 bạn have to turn around!
I'm an astronaut and my tiếp theo mission is to explore Uranus.
If I had AIDS, would bạn have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
Excuse me, but do bạn give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Miss, If you've Mất tích your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made bạn come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Do bạn wanna come to the Marines, hoặc would your rather have a Marine come into you?
There are 265 Bones in the human body. How would bạn like one more?
Why don't bạn come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
xin chào baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Do bạn take Visa?
How do bạn like your eggs? Poached, scrambled hoặc fertilized?
bạn smell... We should go take a vòi hoa sen together.
Would bạn like a hotdog to go with those buns?
Are bạn a virgin? [No] Prove it!
bạn bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
I don't know what bạn think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some thi ca in motion?
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an giờ fast!
I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!
Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" bạn do down.
Would bạn like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
Do bạn believe in free love? [No] Then how much do bạn cost?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Hi, I'm gay. Do bạn think bạn can convert me?
If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add thêm lubricants.
[Walk into her chest] "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened!"
What are bạn doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Will bạn be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
My name is Skittles... wanna taste my rainbow?
Are those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place!
I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.
I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.
I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!
What is a nice girl like bạn doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!
