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Charles Dickens was an insomniac. He believed he had the best chance of getting some sleep if he positioned himself exactly in the middle of the giường which must at all times be pointed in a northerly direction.

The actor Stewart Granger, changed his name because didn't like his real name. James Stewart.

William Butler Yeats wrote his most important poems between the age of 50 and 75.

If the population of China walked past bạn in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

A bọ cạp could survive for three weeks if it was embedded in a block of ice.

After his sight improved, Thomas Edison still preferred using Braille to thêm normal reading.

Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone, also set a world water-speed record of over 70 miles an giờ at the age of 72.

The last Luân Đôn smog occurred in 1962.

A fog thắt lưng, vành đai 50 ft. deep over an area of 104 square miles contains no thêm moisture that single bucket of water.

As early as 246 B.C., con men were at work "aging" manuscripts and selling them to book collectors as antiques.

Copies of the Bible and the Koran small enough to fit in a quả óc chó, walnut shell have been written bởi hand.

sidewinder snakes di chuyển in their peculiar fashion to avoid putting too much of their body area on the hot desert sand.

Two mouths full of cowbane, a member of the carrot family, is enough to kill you.

In the eighteenth century, many women went to the trouble of having their gums pierced so they could use hooks to secure their false teeth.

In 1973, two blind Peruvian bóng đá teams played a match using a ball filled with dried peas.

During World War II, Americans had the idea of fitting bats with miniature bombs that would then be dropped as they flew over the enemy.

The bọ cạp cá can merge the shape of its head with the surrounding rocks.

The early Greeks experimented with the direction of their writing, going from right to left and left to right alternately, before adopting what is now the standard Western practice.

The plant life contained in the oceans of the world makes up 85 percent of all our greenery.

William the Conqueror was so strong he could jump onto his horse wearing full armor.

The Indian atlas-moth has a 12-inch wing span.
There is thêm pigment in brown eyes than in blue eyes.

Allan Pinkerton, founder of the famous detective agency, died in 1884 when he stumbled, bit his own tongue, and was killed bởi the resulting gangrene.

Sri Lanka is the một giây largest tea-producer in the world.

Marie Curie, the Nobel Prize-winning scientist who discovered radium, died as a result of over-exposure to radioactivity.

Crocodiles can see underwater because they have a semi-transparent third eyelid that slides into place when necessary.

In 1972, a Swedish man balanced on one foot for over five hours, using nothing for support.
People used to wear shoes on either foot.

A giraffe's blood pressure is at least twice that of a healthy man.

Tens of thousands of Ugandans reported that they had seen and heard a talking con rùa, rùa in 1978.
King Camp Gillette invented the first disposable safety razor. Two years after he first patented his invention, he had only sold 168 blades. bởi the following year, sales jumped to an incredible 12.4 million blades.

A thick glass is thêm likely to crack if hot water is poured onto it than a thin one.
The được ưa chuộng card game bridge was invented in Turkey.

It was the accepted practice in babylon 4,000 years cách đây that for amonth after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the "honey month" hoặc what we know today as the "honeymoon."

Many years cách đây in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim hoặc handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle," is the phrase inspired bởi this practice.

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on giường frames bởi ropes­when bạn pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the giường firmer to sleep on. That's where the phrase, "good night, sleep tight!" came from.

The term "the whole nine yards" came from WW II fighter pilots in the Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the gourd, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole nine yards."

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 hoặc older.

Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases thêm energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.

Buzz Aldrin was the một giây man to set foot on the Moon. Moon was also his mother's maiden name.

Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food.

All 17 children of Queen Anne died before she did.

Almost a quarter of the land area of Los Angeles is taken up bởi automobiles.

The African cá phổi, lungfish can live out of water for up to four years.

In 1935, Jesse Owens set six track and field world records in less than one hour.

Band-Aid bandages first appeared on the market in 1921, however, the little red string that is used to open the package did not get added until 1940.
Gene Cernan was the last man on the moon.

Every major league baseball team in the U.S. buys about eighteen thousand baseballs each season.

Leonardo da Vinci spent twelve years painting the Mona Lisa's lips.

When glass breaks, the cracks di chuyển at speeds of up to 3,000 miles per hour.

Today’s average household in the USA contains thêm computer power than existed in the world before 1965.

The average desktop computer contains 5-10 times thêm computing power than was used to land a man on the moon.

The Academy Award statue is named after a librarian's uncle. One ngày Margaret Herrick, librarian for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, remarked that the statue looked like her Uncle Oscar--the name stuck.

Anise is the scent on the artificial rabbit that is used in greyhound races.

Most cows give thêm sữa when they listen to music.

The củ hành, hành tây is actually a lily.
hoa hồng cut in the afternoon last longer than ones cut in the morning.

The moon is one million times drier than the Gobi Desert.

The embryos of tiger sharks fight each other while in their mother's womb, the survivor being the baby cá mập that is born.

There are four cars and eleven light posts on the back of a $10 bill.

The earliest known legal text was written bởi Ur Nammu in 2100 B.C.

40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

Some 160,000 people attempt suicide every năm in France.

99% of the solar system's mass is concentrated in the sun.

The oldest commercially marketed carbonated drink was Moxie, which became available in apothecaries as a medical tonic in 1876.

The first time movie audiences were treated to a flushing toilet was in Alfred Hitchcock's 1959 release Psycho.

The Union ironclad, Monitor, was the first U.S. ship to have a flush toilet.

The average American eats 114,000 Tootsie Rolls in their lifetime.

27% of U.S. male college students believe life is a meaningless existential hell.

On the average, a normal person's eye muscles di chuyển about 100,000 to 150,000 times in one day.

Most toilets flush in E flat.

The Ancient Egyptians trained baboons to wait at their tables.

England is smaller than New England.

Elephants have been known to remain standing after they die.

Porcupines are excellent swimmers, because their quills are hollow.

Some insects can live up to a năm without their heads.
posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down thuyền in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other ngày we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, bạn know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once thêm at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure bởi now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo bạn can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to tham gia F.S. bạn must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. trà is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand tiếp theo to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't bạn even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, bạn need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Những người bạn then run up and sit between them and go...
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten một phút intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people bạn can get to tham gia in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department bởi sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall tường and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 giây and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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The List

1. Throw bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can bạn fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô yell, “I’m...
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last năm met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of a nhà chọc trời it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued bởi the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most được ưa chuộng domestic trip activity bởi American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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posted by taylorrocks
once i was at a movie theater with my Những người bạn gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are bạn and we were like why dose it matter and he đã đưa ý kiến no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like bạn need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because bạn get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!
-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time bạn lick a stamp.

-It takes thêm calories to eat a piece of cần tây than the cần tây provides bạn with.

-Many people think eating cá makes bạn thêm intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...
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the misheard lyrics of the song numa numa... with pictures! make sure u don't miss the credits
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