A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The tiếp theo day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 năm old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If bạn can catch me, bạn can have me."
Without a một giây thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the tiếp theo four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has Mất tích 5kg as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The tiếp theo ngày there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If bạn catch me bạn can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the tiếp theo four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth ngày when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has Mất tích another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program.
"Are bạn sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The tiếp theo ngày there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but màu hồng, hồng running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, bạn are mine."
He Mất tích 33 kilos that week.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If bạn can catch me, bạn can have me."
Without a một giây thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the tiếp theo four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has Mất tích 5kg as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The tiếp theo ngày there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If bạn catch me bạn can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the tiếp theo four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth ngày when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has Mất tích another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program.
"Are bạn sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The tiếp theo ngày there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but màu hồng, hồng running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, bạn are mine."
He Mất tích 33 kilos that week.
