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posted by Bluekait
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The tiếp theo day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 năm old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If bạn can catch me, bạn can have me."

Without a một giây thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the tiếp theo four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has Mất tích 5kg as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The tiếp theo ngày there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If bạn catch me bạn can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the tiếp theo four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth ngày when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has Mất tích another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program.

"Are bạn sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The tiếp theo ngày there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but màu hồng, hồng running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, bạn are mine."

He Mất tích 33 kilos that week.
posted by Bluekait
Night time sharpens, heightens each sensation
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination

Silently the senses abandon their defenses
Slowly, gently night unfurls its splendor
Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender
Turn your face away from the garish light of day
Turn your thoughts away from cold unfeeling light
And listen to the âm nhạc of the night

Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams
Purge your thoughts of the life bạn knew before
Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar
And bạn live as you've never lived before

Softly, deftly, âm nhạc shall caress you
Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you...
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posted by the-signless
Do bạn ever wonder what's going on inside other people's heads?
I do.
A lot.
I wonder what people think of me. Every một giây of my life.
But for some reason, I'm pretty sure it's just a passive acknowledgment of my existence.

They must think to themselves "Really, what does a straight A honors student with a 4.14 Grade Point average and the President of a school club have to hide?"
You'd be surprised.

Life as I had known it before ended in 5th grade. Before the day, December 17th, I had been at peace with my carefully organized world. Of course, I wasn't really sure why it had to be as organized...
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
Hey, guys. I'm just nghề viết văn a danh sách of awesome things about my friend, Carolyn (I just called her Lynn) who recently deleted her account. If any of bạn have ever had a good friend xóa their account, bạn know how much it hurts.
Anyway, here's the list.


1. She was really, really nice. That's a must in Những người bạn for me.
2. Sense of humor.
3. She wrote awesome stories. She's a really good writer.
4. She was really supportive. She always đã bình luận and fanned and faved my story, which made me feel really happy.
5. She called me Puffin. I like nicknames people call me. A lot of my really good friends...
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posted by 55xxx55
I have a fabulous and true story to tell you. It is very interesting to most people.I do not own this story. Here it is, some of bạn may recognize it from somewhere:





Yo, I'll tell bạn what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what bạn want, what bạn really really want,
I'll tell bạn what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what bạn want, what bạn really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If bạn want my future forget my past,
If bạn wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your...
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