1) bạn lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2) bạn have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) The back of your head keeps getting hit bởi the toilet seat.
6) bạn sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th thực phẩm group.
7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
9) bạn can focus better with one eye closed.
10) The car park seems to have moved while bạn were in the pub.
11) bạn fall off the floor.
12) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a hamburger, screw dinner!
13) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
14) Your idea of cutting back is to cut out the peanuts.
15) bạn wake up in the bath with your clothes on.
16) The whole pub stands up and says "hi" when bạn come in.
17) bạn think the four basic thực phẩm groups are caffine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
18) Every night you're beginning to find your cat thêm and thêm attractive.
19) bạn don't recognize your partner unless bạn see her through the bottom of a glass.
20) That damned màu hồng, hồng con voi followed bạn trang chủ again.
2) bạn have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) The back of your head keeps getting hit bởi the toilet seat.
6) bạn sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th thực phẩm group.
7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
9) bạn can focus better with one eye closed.
10) The car park seems to have moved while bạn were in the pub.
11) bạn fall off the floor.
12) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a hamburger, screw dinner!
13) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
14) Your idea of cutting back is to cut out the peanuts.
15) bạn wake up in the bath with your clothes on.
16) The whole pub stands up and says "hi" when bạn come in.
17) bạn think the four basic thực phẩm groups are caffine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
18) Every night you're beginning to find your cat thêm and thêm attractive.
19) bạn don't recognize your partner unless bạn see her through the bottom of a glass.
20) That damned màu hồng, hồng con voi followed bạn trang chủ again.