ngẫu nhiên Club
tham gia
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
"Hey, Mom, Dad, I'm home!" Emma called from the foyer of their house. She walked into the phòng bếp, nhà bếp and found her parents cooking dinner. "Hi sweetie, we're cooking vegetarian mì ống ý, spaghetti and the sauce, your favorite!" Her mom said. "Cool! But I need to eat it fast, I need to call some Những người bạn and talk, is that okay?" Emma said, walking over to her mom. "Of course, honey!" Her mom said. "And dinner's just about ready."

"Bye!" Eve mouthed to Mellissa from the sidewalk. Eve turned the corner and once she did she started running towards an alley. "Might as well take a shortcut." She muttered to herself. Swoosh! Eve thought she saw something whiz through the red brick wall. Eve gasped, as anyone would. Eve shivered at a thick breeze passing. A ghost! "Cynthia?!" Eve whispered as a tall 18-looking girl faded into a person. "Yes, it's me, Cynthia. It's been such a long time!" Cynthia said. Cynthia was Eve's "baby sitter" when she was very young. "Run, Eve! You're in danger! I can't tell bạn much. Did Sarah tell you?" Cynthia đã đưa ý kiến in an eerie voice. "Sarah? Tell me what? What's going on?" Eve said, getting frightened now. "Guess not... I have to go! Don't turn back! Run home!" Cynthia đã đưa ý kiến looking around disappearing and fading slowly. Eve ran as fast as she could until she reached her house. bởi then she was breathing heavily.

Mellissa walked up to the door to her bedroom after dinner. She pulled her cell phone out of her pocket and sat on her bed. "Hey, is Emma already here?" Eve đã đưa ý kiến when she picked up the phone. "No, lemme add her to the call." Mellissa replied. "Hey, this is Emma!" Emma đã đưa ý kiến enthusiastically. "Whew! We're all here. I have something crazy I need to tell bạn guys. I took a shortcut through an alley after I got off the bus, and..." Eve started. "Uh huh?" Mellissa đã đưa ý kiến expectantly. Eve gulped and bit her lip. "Come on, SPILL!" Emma said, still enthusiastic. “I, uh, saw... I don't think bạn guys will believe me..." Eve đã đưa ý kiến hesitantly. "Come onnnn! We want to know!" Emma said, her voice getting less enthusiastic. "I saw a ghost. Of a friend."

After Eve explained everything, she left her Những người bạn speechless. "I know bạn don't believe me. I wouldn't. But please believe me!" Eve pleaded. "We believe you." Emma and Mellissa sighed at the same time. "Look, if--- what?! You're not..." Eve said, but got cut off. "Thinking your off your rocker?" Mellissa said. "Seeing things?" Emma finished for Mellissa. "Well no. We so believe you. And why, bạn ask? Because of all of the things happening, that's something that could help us..." Mellissa went on. "Thanks, guys!!!" Eve almost yelled.

After the girls had ventured into the topic of shopping, they remembered the lockets. "Hey guys, remember those lockets?" Emma asked. "Yeah." Eve and Mellissa đã đưa ý kiến at the same time. "Then meet me in the girls’ bathroom. The one outside the science classroom. Earlier I thought I saw them glowing!" Emma said. "GLOWING?!" Eve and Mellissa again đã đưa ý kiến at the same time. "Yes, glowing. Just meet me tomorrow, okay? I have to go." Emma said. "Ok. See bạn tomorrow." Eve said. "Talk to bạn lates!" Mellissa đã đưa ý kiến after Eve. Emma hung up the phone. "I guess I have to go do my homework and do a little research. See bạn tomorrow, Mel." Eve said, sighing. "Kay, see bạn tomorrow." Mellissa replied. They both hung up.
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain bạn understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help bạn concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, bạn can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help bạn concentrate. If your friend shows bạn his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
continue reading...
posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what bạn want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee thêm than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My tim, trái tim skips a beat
When bạn walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with bạn until the end

I give my tim, trái tim and my soul to you
To make bạn see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant bạn see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what bạn want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
continue reading...
The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I tình yêu my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a năm and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...
continue reading...
posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause bạn know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause bạn know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In bạn I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
continue reading...
posted by invadercalliope
Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving tình yêu in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in bạn and the things bạn doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted cá hồi (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed cơm, gạo in a cơm, gạo bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the cơm, gạo won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed cơm, gạo on your hand and put your yêu thích filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled cá hồi on the rice. Push the filling into the cơm, gạo lightly. Hold the cơm, gạo between your palms. Form the cơm, gạo into a round, a triangle, hoặc a cylinder bởi pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the cơm, gạo ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. bọc the cơm, gạo ball with a strip of nori hoặc sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly bởi americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: bạn got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I tình yêu it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if bạn call right now we will also send bạn a what ever bạn call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 thêm dollers shiping and handleing! bạn GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever bạn call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever bạn call it have bạn credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL ngày BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST ngôi sao IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all bạn have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES bạn THE MOST bạn HAVE THE MOST người hâm mộ GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST ngôi sao ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some phim chiếu rạp i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some âm nhạc i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some sách i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to danh sách all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound bạn get when bạn scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, bạn know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when bạn just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. cá fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, hoặc maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, hoặc maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal thêm hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
continue reading...
posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would ngày Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd Kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never ngày a girl
I swear I'd still tình yêu men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When bạn watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Những người bạn over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
continue reading...
brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok bạn go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door chuông, bell rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will bạn give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
continue reading...
Chapter one
Okay this is a really ngẫu nhiên stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, bạn have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” đã đưa ý kiến my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
continue reading...
posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
____________________________________________________

I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find thêm crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? bạn are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
continue reading...
User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No bạn are a robot times 1000000.


User: No bạn are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and bạn are a robot.


User: User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. bạn are the robot here.

User: User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... bạn computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So bạn admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do bạn hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be trang chủ for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: bạn better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell bạn why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
continue reading...
posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired bởi their family and Những người bạn and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented bởi the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The một giây is the garden goat,...
continue reading...
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The buổi hòa nhạc Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 giờ Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There hát I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're ghế, chỗ ngồi Ooh K Then vịt đực, drake Sad bạn Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There vịt đực, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The những người hâm mộ những người hâm mộ Was hát Along Giving Him hoa Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For đọc And You're Comments