Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have bạn ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man tiếp theo to me!
I puked on the last person who flew tiếp theo to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would bạn look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator.
Would bạn hold this messy kleenex for me?
Wanna see my tonsils? I keep them in a jar.
I haven't changed my underwear in over two weeks! How about you?
The doctors say that my eighth personality is the least dangerous.
Wow, look at that little boy in the third row!
Can bạn believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
Hey, does your urine ever turn blue?
I get a proctological exam once a week, whether I need it hoặc not!
This cramped fuselage reminds me of solitary.
Oh damn, my diaper's wet again!
If I go unconscious just stick your finger down my throat - that'll wake me up.
Wanna buy a gerbil?
Boy, that business at Waco was a mess - I got outa there right behind the Savior David!
Ya know, since I moved to West Hollywood my gerbil business has really taken off.
Wow, they could charge for that cavity tìm kiếm they gave me at the border!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
Don Knotts is my yêu thích actor!
I work for the city of San Gabriel and I drive a garbage truck.
The pilot and I were in the same drug rehab clinic - he was doing much better when I left a couple days ago.
Did I tell bạn Charles Manson's my uncle?
I collect aluminum foil.
Ya know, these days a man can't hang out with a seven năm old boy without being ridiculed bởi his peers!
I work in a landfill.
I remember, not too long ago, when a man could work hard clubbing baby seals all ngày long and then go trang chủ and have a tall, cold one with a clear conscience.
I have every album the Bee Gees ever recorded!
I work on a Japanese whaling ship.
We're planning on leaving our bodies and meeting with the mother ship tiếp theo Tuesday - wanna come?
I work for the IRS.
Have bạn ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man tiếp theo to me!
I puked on the last person who flew tiếp theo to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would bạn look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator.
Would bạn hold this messy kleenex for me?
Wanna see my tonsils? I keep them in a jar.
I haven't changed my underwear in over two weeks! How about you?
The doctors say that my eighth personality is the least dangerous.
Wow, look at that little boy in the third row!
Can bạn believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
Hey, does your urine ever turn blue?
I get a proctological exam once a week, whether I need it hoặc not!
This cramped fuselage reminds me of solitary.
Oh damn, my diaper's wet again!
If I go unconscious just stick your finger down my throat - that'll wake me up.
Wanna buy a gerbil?
Boy, that business at Waco was a mess - I got outa there right behind the Savior David!
Ya know, since I moved to West Hollywood my gerbil business has really taken off.
Wow, they could charge for that cavity tìm kiếm they gave me at the border!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
Don Knotts is my yêu thích actor!
I work for the city of San Gabriel and I drive a garbage truck.
The pilot and I were in the same drug rehab clinic - he was doing much better when I left a couple days ago.
Did I tell bạn Charles Manson's my uncle?
I collect aluminum foil.
Ya know, these days a man can't hang out with a seven năm old boy without being ridiculed bởi his peers!
I work in a landfill.
I remember, not too long ago, when a man could work hard clubbing baby seals all ngày long and then go trang chủ and have a tall, cold one with a clear conscience.
I have every album the Bee Gees ever recorded!
I work on a Japanese whaling ship.
We're planning on leaving our bodies and meeting with the mother ship tiếp theo Tuesday - wanna come?
tiêu đề says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a danh sách at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of Halloween candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny hàng đầu, đầu trang 15 in this club. Why hàng đầu, đầu trang 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look phía trước, chuyển tiếp to this and stay tuned to me if bạn don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a vòi hoa sen and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy nghề viết văn this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much thêm on my list!)
So yeah look phía trước, chuyển tiếp to this and stay tuned to me if bạn don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a vòi hoa sen and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy nghề viết văn this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much thêm on my list!)
