bạn can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But bạn wouldn't tell no one
Your yêu thích if bạn could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes bạn would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
bạn call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

bạn can't start a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
bạn can't hide when infection starts
Because tình yêu is a social disease
tình yêu is a social disease, uh-huh

Where bạn look bạn can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
So bạn play hide and seek like a blind kid
Till you're caught, yeah you're caught

So you'll say, xin chào that bạn had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
Were they tall, dark, skinny or
Handsome, bạn won't talk, no

So bạn telephone your doctor
Just to see what pill to take
bạn know there's no prescription
Gonna wipe this one away, hey

bạn can't start a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
bạn can't hide when infection starts
Because tình yêu is a social disease
tình yêu is a social disease
tình yêu is a social disease
Let the boys hiển thị bạn baby

She’s so full of high grade octane
She could run the bullet train on 38 double D's
Now bạn know for sure, she knows the cure
To make any blind man see

bạn can't start a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee, yeah
bạn can't hide when infection starts
Because tình yêu is a social disease
tình yêu is a social disease, uh-huh

bạn can't start a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
bạn can't hide when infection starts
Because tình yêu is a social disease
tình yêu is a social disease baby
tình yêu is a social disease uh-huh, alright
Nothing a shot can’t cure