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posted by hetalianstella
This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume bạn are Chinese just because you're Asian, hoặc automatically assume bạn are Mexican just because bạn are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best Những người bạn are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I mean, it's one thing in a text but why on the internet? I mean with LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại it would be kind of awkward to say "laugh out loud", but is it really that hard to type out "oh my god"?

- Cigarettes.
They are killing bạn there is no point to them at all!

- When People Capitalize Every Single Word In The Sentence Like This. Capitalization Is For The Start Of A Sentence hoặc For A Name hoặc Something Important, Just Don't Do It Like This, There Is No Point Of This At All.

- When people use txt tlk leik tis ovr ta intrnt ...................It hurts my brain.

- When bạn just finish a really long message hoặc text message that took bạn 5-10 phút and then they reply back as just "ok".

- Overly obsess fangirls/boys.
When they act like there is nothing else to life but their fandom.

- Toddlers & Tiaras.
It's obvious the girls don't want to do it. How is this not considered child abuse?!?

- Shows like Teen Moms and 16 and Pregnant.
We just shouldn't be glamorizing the subject of teen pregnancy. There are people who have purposely gotten pregnant as teenagers just in attempt to get on these kind of shows and have had their entire future ruined.

- McDonalds hoặc just Fast thực phẩm in general
It's disgusting and no good for you! Why would bạn eat it?! I especially hate the restaurants that give out toys to kids when they buy their food, they are luring children into obesity!

- Disney Channel.
At least change the name of the freaking channel, stop advertising that channel with Walt Disney's name!! If Walt Disney was to somehow come back to life and see what they have done with his name he would probably have a tim, trái tim attack!
Disney was all about Aladdin, Pinocchio, and Peter Pan. Not Shake it Up, Ant Farm, and Jessie.
Disney and Disney Channel are two totally different worlds. At least change the name of the channel, that is all I am asking.

- Girls who have boyfriends who treat them like trash but they treat them like a god. And then they get a good boyfriend who is really nice to them but they treat them like trash.
Why....just why?

- Animal Abuse.

- lông, lông thú Users.
It's just plain wrong! How would bạn feel if bạn were slaughtered and skinned just because it's the new fashion trend.
I don't know about bạn but I would be pretty pissed off.

- Kids who are disrespectful towards teachers.
We cannot learn anything with bạn constantly talking and being disrespectful! bạn think bạn have it hard? They are the ones who have to deal with brats like you! Seriously, teachers are just trying to help bạn and give bạn an education. Shut up and be quiet when they are talking!

- Racism

- Homophobia on so many levels.
It's one thing to simply not support gay rights but it's another to go around bashing it and shouting stuff like "SIN, BIBLE, UNNATURAL, CHOICE ECT.!".........shut up. bạn are not helping yourself. The only people who are listening and agree with bạn are the ones who are already homophobes. bạn aren't converting anyone.....just shut up.

- Sexism

- People who shove their religion/beliefs down everyone's throats.
I respect all religions. It is perfectly ok to be religious. But don't go "GOD HATES YOU! THAT'S A SIN! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!"............again just shut up.

- Cheaters

- Communism and Dictatorship

- War.
I admit there has been some wars in the past which were necessary. But most are just pointless violence and killing, especially today. I have yet to hear one good reason for why we (Americans) ever went into Iraq.

- People who want to cause war just because of something like oil.
NO amount of oil makes up for so many innocent Mất tích lives. NO AMOUNT WHATSOEVER!

- Pedophilia

- Rape

- People who make rape and pedophilia into some kind of joke.
It's not something to laugh at!

- People who kick others while they're down.

- When people use words they don't know the meaning of...

- People who make claims and they can't back up anything they say.

- People who swear when there is little kids around. hoặc just do anything that sets a bad example for kids.

- America's education system.
......It's just bad.

- How everyone gets a break from school to celebrate Christmas, but Jewish people can't get a break to celebrate Hanukkah. hoặc other people of other religions to celebrate their holidays.

- The Electoral College
......It just is not a good way to elect President.

- When people back up traffic bởi driving 10 miles under the speed limit.

- When people stereotype Muslims hoặc the Middle East.
hoặc just stereotypes in general. When someone bashes a whole culture hoặc religion when they have no knowledge whatsoever about it.

- I hate it when bạn are texting a really long message then someone sends bạn a text and bạn have to start all over again.

- When bạn are texting and bạn accidentally do the winking face ;) instead of the smiley face :).
Then it just makes the whole conversation awkward.

- I hate the lyrics to some rap songs. This is only referring to some.
They don't make sense and the people listening have no idea what bạn are rapping about. And even when they do know what bạn are rapping about the lyrics just suddenly go way off topic.
And yet they still make millions...
Ex: Starships bởi Nicki Minaj
I have no idea what that song is supposed to be about.

- How most modern âm nhạc talks about nothing but sex, money, partying, and drugs.
Whatever happened to âm nhạc that actually means something, that was actually written for a purpose?

- When people are completely isolated hoặc oblivious to other religions, cultures, and countries.
When they know nothing at all about the world outside of theirs.

- People who never bother to say "I'm sorry", "Please", hoặc "Thank you".

- Two faced people.
People who act like your best friend one ngày and then act like they don't know bạn the next.

- Followers and Fakes

- People who are obsessed with appearance.

- People who judge a book bởi its cover.

- When people who say "ew" at the most simple things.
There is nothing "ew" about that!

- When people think there whole life is nothing thêm than what is on a computer screen. When they can't live without the internet.
Seriously, go outside, read a book, ride a bike, something! Do something with your life!

- People who are way over patriotic.
It is perfectly ok to tình yêu your country. There is nothing wrong with loving your country and being patriotic. But for example "USA! USA! USA! #1! WE ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE! FREEDOM!!!!!"
...........People like bạn are the reason we are the most hated nation on Earth. Go and learn about other countries for once before bạn start making claims like that about yours.

- How some parents go on and on about how incredibly amazing their child is.
..................We get it.

- When people use "gay" as an insult.
"That's so gay!"
Do bạn realize how stupid bạn sound?

- Deforestation

- People who leave their car running for no reason.
Our air is already un-breathable enough.

- How there are thieves who go to jail longer than murderers.

- When people decide to have their conversations right in the middle of the freaking hallway!
Why....why can't bạn scoot to the side hoặc something? Why do bạn need to cause a traffic mứt when everyone is trying to get to class on time?!

- When bạn are choking and people ask if bạn are "ok".
I can't breath of course I'm not ok!

- When bạn hear about a young person dying and all people have to say is "Oh what a shame she/he was so beautiful/cute."
So if they were not it would be any less of a tragedy?!?

- When people chew their gum too loudly.

- When people say stuff like
"I hate school! Teachers are so dumb! Homework is so dumb! I hate learning! Why do we even have to go!"
Um...you are going so bạn can get freaking education and not end up living in a box when bạn grow up!
Seriously, that annoys the hell out of me! Be grateful, there's some less fortunate people who would give anything to have the education and knowledge bạn do.

- On the internet when bạn go to click on a picture to make it bigger and it doesn't get bigger it actually just gets smaller.

- When I'm somewhere like at the grocery store and people ask "Oh hey! What are bạn doing here?"
What the hell does it look like I'm doing here?!

- When kids can't wait to grow up. Enjoy being a kid when bạn are a kid! I know that when I was 8 I wanted to be 14. Now I'm 14 and I wish I was 8 again!

- How there's 7 năm old kids dating now.
Again with the wanting to grow up to fast.

- When I hear little kids chanting words as bad as "f*ck" hoặc "c*nt".

- When I see little kids dressing like they're grown adults.
bạn are 8 years old, why the hell are bạn dressed like a prostitute?

- How 27,000 species of động vật go extinct every year.
What pisses me off thêm is how it's mostly due to humans.
What pisses me off even thêm is how most humans couldn't care less.

- Teachers who say they can't stand dealing with kids.
...........Why did bạn become a teacher?

- People who keep having kids when they can't support them.
It's one thing if bạn want a big family but, why would bạn willing keep having children if bạn are already poor? If bạn can't even feed them?
And then bạn sign up for welfare but bạn keep having kids and then bạn need to get thêm welfare? People like bạn are why our economy is so bad!

- When I see people who ONLY tình yêu the country of Nhật Bản JUST because of its manga and anime. This just makes me really mad. I mean, what is the point of loving a whole nation, but only for the products it produces?
I admit I like manga and anime. But there is SO much thêm to Nhật Bản than that. It has a fascinating history, language, culture. To only tình yêu it for that is just disgusting.
manga and anime is cool but it doesn't nearly, if at all, represent the beauty of that nation.

- When drivers don't stop for pedestrians.

- When people think that just because it is fake it's better.
Like fake sugar hoặc diet soda. It's not better, it actually can give bạn stomach cancer!

- When people complain about something and then don't do anything about it.
Like they will complain about being overweight but they do nothing but sit on the đi văng and watch TV. hoặc they complain about being broke when they don't even try to get a job!

- Hollywood running out of ideas for movies.
They're making a lot of remakes, they are making old phim chiếu rạp 3D. And lots of the new phim chiếu rạp that come out are boring and unoriginal...

- When people harass someone with a disability.

- When people harass the homeless.

- When thực phẩm is wasted.
There are people starving in other countries and bạn are going to throw out a whole plate of thực phẩm just because you're not hungry? Seems very selfish. Just bọc it up and save it for later.

- How there is never Pepsi, how there is never Pepsi at most restaurants bạn go to. When they only have Coke.

- When restaurants will stop serving breakfast too early.
I don't want lunch at 10 in the morning. It's the morning!

- When people take up 2 parking spaces.

- The English language. Not the whole language but just some aspects of it.
If I spoke another language I would honestly hate to learn English. People who speak English as a first language don't realize how hard of a language it actually is to learn. We spell bọc with a W. There's no point in that. We spell pterodactyl with a P. There isn't any point of that either.

- Spam

- Bullies

- Stalkers

- I hate how people use Google as a first resort of direction.
I'll ask someone something hoặc tell them a problem I have and all they say is "try google". Well no duh, I already spent 3 hours searching for help online that's why I am asking you!

- Kids/Teenagers who constantly disrespect their parents.
bạn obviously don't realize how hard your parents work for bạn hoặc how much they care about you. All they are trying to do is help you! Just stop being so spoiled and say "thank you" for once.

- I hate how when Neil Armstrong died, everyone thought it was the guy who won all of the freaking Tour de France's!

- I hate how people can make such cruel jokes about such disasters like 9/11, The Holocaust, ect.

- People who go on and on about how awful their life is when bạn complain about one little thing like it's some kind of contest!

- When people need to take dozens of pictures until they finally have one of them looking absolutely perfect.

- Perfectionists.

- When Hollywood steps in and decides to make a horrible movie out of an amazing book hoặc show. *cough*avatarthelastairbender*cough*

- Trolls

- People way to desperate for attention.

- People who disrespect such amazing historical figures.
Like someone I ran into the other ngày saying "I want to do an essay on someone cool not some old boring guy like Leonardo Da Vinci!"
Ok, people like Leonardo Da Vinci changed the world we live in today just simply bởi existing. They invented such amazing things and made such fascinating discoveries. Don't be so disrespectful towards such a great person and piece of history. hoặc else bạn just look like some big uneducated bigot.

- Black Friday
It turns the holidays into nothing thêm than just some big shopping spree.

- Most celebrities

- When people don't know what real literature is.

- When people call 911 when it isn't an emergency hoặc as a joke.
What the hell is wrong with bạn they are trying to save lives!

- How foreigners will come to America and they will know a lot of English but when we go over to their country we don't even try to learn their language.

- Lights being left on in an empty room.
What a waste of electricity.

- When people use words they don't know the meaning of...

- Laziness

- This is really nerdy but......when people say time travel is still a fictional thing.
It has been proven we can travel into the future! (Einstein's theory hoặc time) It's not a fairy tale anymore!

- On Youtube when people ask about things which are in the description.

- People who don't bother to put others feelings into consideration.

- How there are humans who are still dying and starving to death!
Not only do I hate it I just don't understand why this is still a modern problem. It's 2012, we have the iPhone46, 3D television, hybrid cars....and yet there are other people out there who don't even have access to clean water.

- Immaturity

- How people automatically assume it's a "he".
"I tình yêu your cat. He's so cute!"
No it's female not a "he". Don't automatically assume everything is male.
If bạn don't know the gender just call it an "it".

- vàng diggers.
People who only like someone else for their money.

- When I see annoying overused Youtube các bình luận actually get hàng đầu, đầu trang comment.

- And finally.....
*drumroll*
The Westboro Baptist Church.....
Just Google image it.
Nuff said...


If I think of anything else I might add onto this.
Thanks for everyone who actually read this all the way through! :)

-hetalianstella
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Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are bạn doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t bạn try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When bạn ask the waiter
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3. Credit Crunch
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Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a mật khẩu other than "password" hoặc "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits tiếp theo to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

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I will do less laundry and use thêm deodorant.

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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The hiển thị was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids hiển thị that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The hiển thị had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my yêu thích parts of the hiển thị was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

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Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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Here is a very simple little test comprised of four các câu hỏi to determine the level of your intellect. Your các câu trả lời must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating hoặc wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: bạn are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in một giây place.
In which position are bạn now?

Answer:

If bạn answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. bạn overtook the một giây runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the tiếp theo câu hỏi try not to be so dumb.

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•You know who isn't human? bạn know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
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•Please forget about everything.
•Are bạn enjoying this?
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Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
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1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The tiếp theo day, cut the balloons off and bạn got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when bạn can barely di chuyển as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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