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9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture

1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the tiếp theo row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.

2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."

3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see how many students follow bạn after the tape starts playing.

5) Make reserved seating cards and place them on the desks before class.

6) Bring a flash camera. Take pictures every few minutes, using a very bright flash. If anyone complains, say that bạn didn't see any sign saying bạn couldn't bring cameras.

7) Bring a light bulb. Hold it over your head whenever bạn have the answer to a question.

8) Sneeze very loudly. Then have the person tiếp theo to bạn sneeze, then the person tiếp theo to him, and so on. See how long it takes before the professor sneezes.

9) When the professor comes in, suddenly scream, "NOOOOOOOO! Not him! Not professor Johnson!! They let him teach again! Nooooooo!" Then run out of the room. See how many people follow you.
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To he first he đã đưa ý kiến "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just tình yêu alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and mô tả and he put the man inside and đã đưa ý kiến "see bạn in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the một giây man he asked the same câu hỏi and the man replied "oh man I just tình yêu to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...
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its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? vòi hoa sen 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong hoặc hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I tình yêu yous hoặc calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells ngẫu nhiên girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king hoặc fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never...
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