1.We are men we like sex.......it is like a constant dog barking at the gate, we leash this dog in a relationship and give bạn the key.....if bạn dont feed, water, and give the dog a trang chủ he might break out....with this basic knowledge bạn can begin understanding men
2.Those cooments that bạn gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things bạn are offended bởi we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like chó holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate a spontaneous erotic adventure in a changing room.
B.If bạn make us sit outside the changing room holding your purss, never expect us to come shopping again....that is if we are still there when bạn come out.......
C.take us into the dressing room with you, trust me we dont mind having to watch bạn strip down and put clothes on.....we may offer to help taking some things off.
4.We dislike having backseat drivers, the examiner for the driving test was about 30seconds from having road rash for most of us....
5.We like video games, dont hate.....we wouldnt mind if bạn practiced while we are gone so we can have that dream of a cool girlfriend thats good at CoD........If bạn want our attention with out grabbing a remote and joining bạn might need to shed a few layers.....
6.We like having surprise naked các bức ảnh of yourself sent to us.....the naughtier the better.
7.If bạn cant cook but bạn insist on us eating the .....matter.....you have produced try wearing an apron.......just and apron....we wont notice the thực phẩm we will be too busy trying to think of the 1 in a million ways to get bạn on hàng đầu, đầu trang of us w/ hoặc w/o the apron....
8.We dont mind chick flicks but there are some rules...
A.you must never tell our Những người bạn hoặc anyone who knows our friends.
B.you must compensate us bởi watching an action movie, hoặc compensation with sexual acts...
C.if bạn are bored bởi our movie please go ahead and play with our dog.....
9.WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS!!!Idk why but no woman believes this.....it is true if bạn dont instigate something hoặc tell us to unleash the dog inside bạn we wont know! so for God's sake please tell us hoặc drag us we wont care bạn could rip our clothes of and say thats mine and have your way.....
10.Whilest still upon the subject we enjoy being told what bạn want! because we cant read your minds.......so tell us where,when,and how hard bạn want it......
11.We dont mind being woke up in the middle of the night hoặc in the morning bởi bạn but if bạn expect us to stay awake id suggest bạn either be on hàng đầu, đầu trang of us, grooming the dog, hoặc sitting on our face.........not in the smothering way either!
12.Every guy has been trying to go green since indooor plumbing was invented so please save the planet and vòi hoa sen with us so we dont waste water.....
13.Being spontaneous is a good thing try it....if your man shuts bạn down trying to go down, hoặc play with the dog......i think his gender will disown him.
14.Haircuts..........lets be honest due to the fact we are normally staring at your chest hoặc your butt, we may need a little extra time to notice the haircut.
15.Ladies there is only one time we wont consider it cheating if your having sex with another person.........it is when it is yourself, your boyfriend and another woman...........
16.When we không gian out we are probably fantasizing about bạn doign things we want but bạn dont.....so dont be offended when we keep asking for them.....
17.We tình yêu getting compliments so tell us the dog is growing hoặc something, whether its true hoặc not.....
18.We are all kinky so any ideas bạn have spit them out because we might have been wanting to ask bạn to do that for months...
19.True fact women look good naked.........so stop worrying about how bạn look......because we like it....
20.No man would complain if he came trang chủ and saw bạn naked, playing with youself, hoặc in a sexy outfit.
21.Dont complain to us about your shoes.........honestly does one pair matter if bạn have 50.....we have prolly 4 hoặc 5.....
22.Whatever,fine,or i get it........are not good ways to end a discussion...
23.Dont smoke.............nuff said...
24.We are not made to be used as pawns in a game with your other girlfriends......
25.We dont mind if bạn come to giường naked so dont worry about having to pick which pjs to wear each night......
26.We are a proud species we like to have our backs rubbed litterally and figurativly....
27.We like knowing where bạn are because we worry about bạn not because we are controlling...
28.If bạn text us then drop off the face of the earth we assume the worst and will go on a rampage untill bạn text us again.....
29.Blue balls is the leading cause of death of relationships....
30.If we start sharing our feeling...blehh.....and bạn laugh hoặc make a joke.....dont ever expect it to happen again even if bạn are in lingerie....
2.Those cooments that bạn gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things bạn are offended bởi we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like chó holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate a spontaneous erotic adventure in a changing room.
B.If bạn make us sit outside the changing room holding your purss, never expect us to come shopping again....that is if we are still there when bạn come out.......
C.take us into the dressing room with you, trust me we dont mind having to watch bạn strip down and put clothes on.....we may offer to help taking some things off.
4.We dislike having backseat drivers, the examiner for the driving test was about 30seconds from having road rash for most of us....
5.We like video games, dont hate.....we wouldnt mind if bạn practiced while we are gone so we can have that dream of a cool girlfriend thats good at CoD........If bạn want our attention with out grabbing a remote and joining bạn might need to shed a few layers.....
6.We like having surprise naked các bức ảnh of yourself sent to us.....the naughtier the better.
7.If bạn cant cook but bạn insist on us eating the .....matter.....you have produced try wearing an apron.......just and apron....we wont notice the thực phẩm we will be too busy trying to think of the 1 in a million ways to get bạn on hàng đầu, đầu trang of us w/ hoặc w/o the apron....
8.We dont mind chick flicks but there are some rules...
A.you must never tell our Những người bạn hoặc anyone who knows our friends.
B.you must compensate us bởi watching an action movie, hoặc compensation with sexual acts...
C.if bạn are bored bởi our movie please go ahead and play with our dog.....
9.WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS!!!Idk why but no woman believes this.....it is true if bạn dont instigate something hoặc tell us to unleash the dog inside bạn we wont know! so for God's sake please tell us hoặc drag us we wont care bạn could rip our clothes of and say thats mine and have your way.....
10.Whilest still upon the subject we enjoy being told what bạn want! because we cant read your minds.......so tell us where,when,and how hard bạn want it......
11.We dont mind being woke up in the middle of the night hoặc in the morning bởi bạn but if bạn expect us to stay awake id suggest bạn either be on hàng đầu, đầu trang of us, grooming the dog, hoặc sitting on our face.........not in the smothering way either!
12.Every guy has been trying to go green since indooor plumbing was invented so please save the planet and vòi hoa sen with us so we dont waste water.....
13.Being spontaneous is a good thing try it....if your man shuts bạn down trying to go down, hoặc play with the dog......i think his gender will disown him.
14.Haircuts..........lets be honest due to the fact we are normally staring at your chest hoặc your butt, we may need a little extra time to notice the haircut.
15.Ladies there is only one time we wont consider it cheating if your having sex with another person.........it is when it is yourself, your boyfriend and another woman...........
16.When we không gian out we are probably fantasizing about bạn doign things we want but bạn dont.....so dont be offended when we keep asking for them.....
17.We tình yêu getting compliments so tell us the dog is growing hoặc something, whether its true hoặc not.....
18.We are all kinky so any ideas bạn have spit them out because we might have been wanting to ask bạn to do that for months...
19.True fact women look good naked.........so stop worrying about how bạn look......because we like it....
20.No man would complain if he came trang chủ and saw bạn naked, playing with youself, hoặc in a sexy outfit.
21.Dont complain to us about your shoes.........honestly does one pair matter if bạn have 50.....we have prolly 4 hoặc 5.....
22.Whatever,fine,or i get it........are not good ways to end a discussion...
23.Dont smoke.............nuff said...
24.We are not made to be used as pawns in a game with your other girlfriends......
25.We dont mind if bạn come to giường naked so dont worry about having to pick which pjs to wear each night......
26.We are a proud species we like to have our backs rubbed litterally and figurativly....
27.We like knowing where bạn are because we worry about bạn not because we are controlling...
28.If bạn text us then drop off the face of the earth we assume the worst and will go on a rampage untill bạn text us again.....
29.Blue balls is the leading cause of death of relationships....
30.If we start sharing our feeling...blehh.....and bạn laugh hoặc make a joke.....dont ever expect it to happen again even if bạn are in lingerie....
