You may fall from the sky, bạn may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in tình yêu with me.
Do bạn believe in tình yêu at first sight, hoặc should I walk bởi again?
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
It's a good thing that I have my thư viện card. Why? Because I am totally checking bạn out!!
If a fat man puts bạn in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted bạn for Christmas.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
People call me John, but bạn can call me Tonight!
Did bạn have lucky charms for breakfast? Because bạn look magically delicious!
See my friend over there? He wants to know if bạn think I'm cute.
Do I know you? Cause bạn look a lot like my tiếp theo girlfriend.
Are bạn a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
You’re so beautiful bạn made me forget my pick up line.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving bạn when all the hoa hồng die"
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Say "I bet I can Kiss bạn on the lips without touching you." and Kiss her, then tell her bạn Mất tích the bet.
Are those không gian pants? Because your đít, mông, ass is out of this world!
Would bạn sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
My tình yêu for bạn is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm Mất tích at sea!
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Can bạn take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
If bạn were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Do bạn wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs đã đưa ý kiến no too!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
There are 20 thiên thần in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
If I followed bạn home, would bạn keep me?
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
I want to tell bạn your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do bạn know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
I think it is time I tell bạn what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated bởi you.
bạn are so sweet bạn could put Hershey’s out of business.
Did bạn fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
I've noticed bạn noticing me and I'm just giving bạn notice that I've noticed you!
If bạn were a booger I would pick bạn first.
[man] Excuse me, would bạn like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I đã đưa ý kiến u look really fat in those pants!
Can bạn Kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
What do bạn and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
bạn must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
If bạn were a new hamburger at McDonald's, bạn would be a McGorgeous.
Did the sun come up hoặc did bạn just smile at me?
Are bạn form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call bạn hoặc nudge you?
bạn owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Could bạn please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Bond....James Bond
Do bạn have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I'm going outside to make out... care to tham gia me?
Can I buy bạn a drink, hoặc do bạn just want the money?
i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard bạn were looking for me.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Did it hurt when bạn fell? [Girl: Huh?] When bạn fell from heaven?
Polar chịu, gấu (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
Are bạn a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I must be lost… because I see paradise.
If bạn were a laser bạn would be set on stunning.
bạn don't sweat much for a fat chick.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
You're ugly, but bạn intrigue me...
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Are bạn a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
(She asks bạn the time) Its two flirty and the date's with bạn and me.
Excuse me, did bạn just fart?
Girl bạn so fine I wish I could plant bạn and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Did something bad happen to bạn hoặc are bạn just naturally ugly.
Do bạn believe in tình yêu at first sight, hoặc should I walk bởi again?
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
It's a good thing that I have my thư viện card. Why? Because I am totally checking bạn out!!
If a fat man puts bạn in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted bạn for Christmas.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
People call me John, but bạn can call me Tonight!
Did bạn have lucky charms for breakfast? Because bạn look magically delicious!
See my friend over there? He wants to know if bạn think I'm cute.
Do I know you? Cause bạn look a lot like my tiếp theo girlfriend.
Are bạn a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
You’re so beautiful bạn made me forget my pick up line.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving bạn when all the hoa hồng die"
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Say "I bet I can Kiss bạn on the lips without touching you." and Kiss her, then tell her bạn Mất tích the bet.
Are those không gian pants? Because your đít, mông, ass is out of this world!
Would bạn sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
My tình yêu for bạn is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm Mất tích at sea!
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Can bạn take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
If bạn were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Do bạn wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs đã đưa ý kiến no too!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
There are 20 thiên thần in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
If I followed bạn home, would bạn keep me?
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
I want to tell bạn your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do bạn know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
I think it is time I tell bạn what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated bởi you.
bạn are so sweet bạn could put Hershey’s out of business.
Did bạn fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
I've noticed bạn noticing me and I'm just giving bạn notice that I've noticed you!
If bạn were a booger I would pick bạn first.
[man] Excuse me, would bạn like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I đã đưa ý kiến u look really fat in those pants!
Can bạn Kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
What do bạn and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
bạn must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
If bạn were a new hamburger at McDonald's, bạn would be a McGorgeous.
Did the sun come up hoặc did bạn just smile at me?
Are bạn form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call bạn hoặc nudge you?
bạn owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Could bạn please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Bond....James Bond
Do bạn have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I'm going outside to make out... care to tham gia me?
Can I buy bạn a drink, hoặc do bạn just want the money?
i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard bạn were looking for me.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Did it hurt when bạn fell? [Girl: Huh?] When bạn fell from heaven?
Polar chịu, gấu (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
Are bạn a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I must be lost… because I see paradise.
If bạn were a laser bạn would be set on stunning.
bạn don't sweat much for a fat chick.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
You're ugly, but bạn intrigue me...
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Are bạn a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
(She asks bạn the time) Its two flirty and the date's with bạn and me.
Excuse me, did bạn just fart?
Girl bạn so fine I wish I could plant bạn and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Did something bad happen to bạn hoặc are bạn just naturally ugly.
