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bởi a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much thêm successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why Fred and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14) Sing 'Mountain Air' from The Hunger Games at Fred's death.
15) During the exam scene in Order Of The Pheonix, loudly yell 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS'
16) Ask them are they Team Edward hoặc Team Jacob.
17) Ask their opinion on Harry and Draco's 'wand fight'
18) Go over memories of them not getting their letter on their 11th birthday.
19) Stick a piece of paper with the word MUGGLE on their back.
20) Shout out 'FOR NARNIA' while watching the battle scene.
21) Call Ginny a ginga' ninja.
22) Point out that as much as he tries, Ron will never be able to eat as much as Niall Horan.
23) Ask why doesn't Harry Potter have a cool theme tune like Wizards Of Waverly Place does.
24) Joyfully tell them how Hunger Games is going to be way bigger than Harry Potter.
25) Ask why doesn't Harry have his mother's eyes.
26) Ask who Fred marries.
27) Point out how Harry and Hermione make such a good couple, and suggest Ron and Ginny get together.
29) Everytime Professor McGonagall comes on screen yell 'WHAT'S NEW PUSSY CAT?'
30) Compare Professor Trenawly to Alice Cullen.
31) Take embaressing pictures of them insisting you're Colin Creevy.
32) Declare your mutal tình yêu for the Giant Squid aloud in public.
33) Point out how Ron's catchphrase 'Bloody Hell' is just another word for a girl's period.
34) Blow smoke from your mouth outside on a cold ngày and pretend you're Norbet.
35) Tell them their hair looks like Hagrid's.
36) Hold a non existant object in front of their face, and declare it's only visible to wizards.
37) Ask them why Harry never changes his shirt.
38) Insist on playing 'Got your nose' with pictures of Voldemort.
39) Replace their Harry Potter DVDs with Twilight ones.
40) Ask if J.K stands for Joseph Kony.
I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her trang chủ because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Chapter 1


It was late afternoon. Flamingleap, an trái cam, màu da cam ngọn lửa, chữa cháy elemental dragon, was hunting for the tribe, with no luck. He'd been hunting since dawn and caught nothing. Snow crunched beneath his big feet. Just when he was ready to give up he heard the screech of an eagle. He jerked his head up. The eagle was only a few feet from his face and it was the size of his head. It would feed a few Những câu chuyện về rồng if it was chẻ, phân chia, split equally. Flamingleap reached and snapped his jaws on the eagle's wing. It flapped in a desperate attempt to escape. Flamingleap jerked his head, killing the eagle. “the clan will...
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So wassup everybody? Listen, There's this club called ngẫu nhiên anime RP forums. Me and some other fanpoppers got one hell of a story going on and if you're looking for some good reading, it's there. Action, comedy, romance, drama, vampires, and even zombie soul reapers! You'll find anime characters from Hell Girl, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Bleach, Rozen Maiden, Pandora Hearts, Black Butler, and many more. Hell, we even got Mortal Kombat in there. And during one story arch I even added Freddy Kruger. I couldn't help it. Dream Eater Merry VS Freddy... C'mon! Anywho, check it out if you're interested. The first 3 parts are đã đăng on anime club but we got the đường dẫn in ours. We've been keeping this RP going for close to 11 months so far. So hell byob, hoặc whatever ya drink and come help us celebrate our first anniversary. hehe XD Cy-beer... lol... sorry. Anywho, I think our story kicks đít, mông, ass and if bạn tình yêu anime and good story telling, I think bạn will too. Peace! and um, see ya there hopefully
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your bàn hoặc forehead.

2 = If bạn have long hair, flip it in someones face.

3 = Keep on shifting your chair.

4 = Keep on whispering Hi.

5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.

6 = Ask them where they live..

7 = Ask them if they watch America's tiếp theo hàng đầu, đầu trang Model every day.

8 = Ask them every ngày to sit tiếp theo to them at lunch, but at lunch say bạn were just kidding.

9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.

10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza, bánh pizza every Friday.

11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.

12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.

13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.

14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
posted by chillyneon
I'm sorry if one of these shows are still one of your các sở thích it's my opinion not yours :P

1 = Icarly
2 = Victorious
3 = How To Rock
4 = Degrassi
5 = Team UmiZoomi
6 = Dora The Explorer
7 = Big Time Rush
8 = So Random
9 = A.N.T farm
10 = Hanna Motanna
11 = Secret Mountain Fort Awesome
12 = Pair Of Kings (some episodes)
13 = Bucket And Skinner
14 = Dance Academy

Sorry if bạn like any of these shows. I just dont like them!!! It's my opinion, MINE.

Here are some ngẫu nhiên words to make my bài viết longer
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Are there even true friendship until now?
bởi Secret Irken Invader Eve

Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.

Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives bạn happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he hoặc she will never turn his hoặc her back on you...... hoặc betray you.

But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on bạn and stick its self to greed.

bạn cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
bạn can never again.

He/she will leave bạn disappointed and let bạn down.

Why should bạn look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.

Why look for somebody else
When bạn have God with his tình yêu all wrapped around you.
Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the tiêu đề - Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where bạn need a torch - A burglar

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn bởi the 3 musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something bạn wear on the bờ biển, bãi biển - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

A number bạn have to memorize - 7

Something bạn do before going to giường - Sleep

Something bạn put on walls - Roofs

Something in the garden that's green...
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The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights bởi Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 năm old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the trái cam, màu da cam đường phố, street lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a bàn from her school. Apolla looked around even thêm and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in...
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posted by xboxrocksx45
bạn just shut the door i fell like thêm when bạn say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do bạn make sure to tình yêu me even though i'm shy do bạn ever ever ever think to try? do bạn think of me? when bạn say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when bạn say hi well than bạn won't be mine! yes this is tình yêu but does it hurt? when i cry? when bạn say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i tình yêu you! why would say means things why would bạn say the stuff that stings why would bạn say that word when i know bạn much? i don't think i would be with bạn if i knew a thing hoặc two about your life bạn backstabbing dao, con dao i trusted bạn and yet bạn still flew without me
posted by icuSTALKER
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs bạn a lot.
Don't bạn tình yêu her?
I do...
I tình yêu my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
posted by adaug
bạn can only live once, but if bạn do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom hoặc dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two Những người bạn already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she lấy trộm, đánh cắp our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, tình yêu a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking đít, mông, ass so happily
Supernova, bend bạn over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking bạn right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock bạn outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when bạn go against me,
You...
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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying ngẫu nhiên stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some ngẫu nhiên application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. bạn have no means to do so. bạn cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien bạn know!!...
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It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom đã đưa ý kiến and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did bạn do that?"I asked."You need to come to the cây house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the cây house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the cây house.I...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One fine ngày in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.


(i like that thing hoặc whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the bài viết is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah đã đưa ý kiến bounding out the door.The girls met 12 năm old Henry at a hồ đào, pecan tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah đã đưa ý kiến opening...
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1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name hoặc talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his âm nhạc every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask bạn if bạn have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i tình yêu justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate hoặc tình yêu whatever he does even if they hate it hoặc tình yêu it
I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one ngày he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One ngày when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth nàng tiên take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...
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