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1.Stand tiếp theo to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks bởi you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume bạn can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as bạn can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like bạn are scanning the sữa and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a váy and do yoga in the middle of the store.

11.Make the the socks into a pyramid and bow before it.

12.Make your hands into a tim, trái tim shape, put them up to your eyes and look at someone and say:"Maybe,maybe". (Sounds a little perverted, not recommended)

13.Caw like a bird in the bathroom.

14.Put a shoe on your head and say:"I think I've found it! The world is saved!"

15.Run up to someone and say:"Have bạn seen my turkey? Oh, I hope he is okay", and run off.

16.Take off your shoes, put them in your xe đẩy, giỏ hàng and say:Oh where did my shoes go!?".

17.Put on sunglasses and dance in the jewelry aisle.

18.Sing your yêu thích song in the dressing room really loud.

19.Stroke a stuffed animal and laugh wickedly.

20.Lick your shoes and squint your eyes when anybody passes.
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Giselle: xin chào joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi




And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.




Later that day...
Sammy: xin chào miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed bởi freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i đã đưa ý kiến who
Miranda: d****t sammy





And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive bạn this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah


i đã đưa ý kiến that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA




WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?




And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia
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