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posted by VoicesInMyHead
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!


Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, bạn can't lose!!!!!!!









2. bạn just KNOW his fangirls are gonna tham gia your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give bạn an advantage!!!!!!! bạn can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF bạn WANT!!!!!!!!!



And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!






Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
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posted by Insane4ever
Before i start this story....sorry if i misspell things......




A guy is laying dead in a desert.....or is he just unconcious....he is moveing.....he cant be dead,this story will be following that guy.....that misterious guy that is misteriously laying in the middle of the desert....



The guy is slowly opening his eyes.....the sun is distracting him he cant see anything clearly enough yet.....he is thinking that he must have been unconcious for a long time,but how long,he doesnt know.his sight is slowly clearing up,he sees that he is in the middle of a desert.....no objects hoặc trees hoặc bushes around...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.I got stabbed bởi a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I cú đấm boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet bạn Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy chịu, gấu is staring at me.
posted by TDAPlayer158
Tonight bạn go on a murder spree.

It happens every week.

I'm hoping that bạn won't kill me.

bạn buy weapons and guns.

bạn are certainly hooked.

bạn go crazy when your victim runs.

Once the Bones are torn.

bạn cannot turn back.

I hate to say a war is born.

bạn may think it's a-thrilling,

To end so many lives.

But bạn should not go a-killing.

bạn like it when your victims go jumping,

They give out loud hollers.

But you'll soon come to nothing.

Your stopping people from eating,

This trouble needs to stop.

No thêm talking, no thêm beating.

I know this will not cease,

It has been a năm now,

bạn have become a beast.

My friend, my friend.
here u go

1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the cửa hàng has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the cửa hàng

if bạn have done one hoặc thêm of these tips bạn should have benn ngôi vua, ngai vàng out

have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx