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7:00 AM.Today was the day!I ran outside.A small con bướm, bướm rests on a tiny plant.I try to catch all of them.Then,I stood frozen.It was there.A Blue jay.I haven't seen one since I was 5.I tried to get a picture.It flew away."Dang."I said.I looked at the hoa on my shirt.Light yellow and purple flowers.I couldn't believe it.School was out.Finally!I followed the clouds to a path.A long path.I stood on the concrete.Shoes in hand.Barefoot steps.I followed the path.Then I saw them.Both of them.
Alicia and Henry.
"Guys?What are bạn doing?"I asked.
"Sh!Come on."Alicia beckoned me.
I saw the door.We went in.
Screams.Everyone was in the hut.A large room.
Then,I saw someone I haven't in months.
Maybelle.
She beckoned us to come in.
Then I saw a guy in a robe.On a stage.
"Everyone in here....Will fight in the royal Freestone war."He said.
Screams and cheers.
I quickly tried to open the door,but Maybelle locked it.
Then...Shock grew on my face,also...Anger.
Ariana came to the stage.
"That was King Theodore.Now who's ready to-Oh...I believe,I see an old friend in the crowd.Now,Who's ready to battle?"
NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President hoặc Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a năm plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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posted by reb1009
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posted by samuraibond005
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether hoặc not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, một giây of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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1. Take someone's shopping xe đẩy, giỏ hàng and switch the items with stuff from the person tiếp theo to them's xe đẩy, giỏ hàng
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen bạn in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of bạn on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. di chuyển "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by musicfanaticXD
When bạn are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When bạn are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When bạn are dating..... He takes bạn out to have a good time.
When bạn are married ....He brings trang chủ a 6 pack, and says "What are bạn going to drink?"

When bạn are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When bạn are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When bạn are dating..... A Single giường for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When bạn are married ....A King size giường feels like an army cot.

When bạn are dating..... bạn are turned on at the sight of him naked....
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Hi, fanpop friends. These are some ngẫu nhiên bits of trivia about me.

* I think anime is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My yêu thích holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My yêu thích actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My yêu thích actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been nghề viết văn regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with nghề viết văn romantic stories.

* I'm not a người hâm mộ of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My yêu thích film genres include animation,...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie tiêu đề made bởi fighting game những người hâm mộ for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....
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