1.)When your teacher asks any các câu hỏi say "Why does my mèo breath smell like cat food?"
2.) When the teacher is đọc out facts say "Lies! Lies!" hoặc "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"
3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.
4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"
5.) When your teacher asks why bạn didn't do your homework say " bạn can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"
6.) Jump on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the bàn and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.
7.) When the teacher asks bạn to answer a câu hỏi say "The brain bạn are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*
8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.
9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at trang chủ but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO bạn WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" hoặc just say a ngẫu nhiên number and when they tell bạn to stop being so stupid say "Are bạn being racist just because my name is different!"
10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t
2.) When the teacher is đọc out facts say "Lies! Lies!" hoặc "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"
3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.
4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"
5.) When your teacher asks why bạn didn't do your homework say " bạn can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"
6.) Jump on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the bàn and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.
7.) When the teacher asks bạn to answer a câu hỏi say "The brain bạn are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*
8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.
9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at trang chủ but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO bạn WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" hoặc just say a ngẫu nhiên number and when they tell bạn to stop being so stupid say "Are bạn being racist just because my name is different!"
10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t
1. bạn grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. bạn take các bức ảnh of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when bạn sneeze.
5. bạn don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and bạn don’t even work there.
7. bạn spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your mèo are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. bạn can’t even remember your một giây cup.
10. bạn can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. bạn take các bức ảnh of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when bạn sneeze.
5. bạn don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and bạn don’t even work there.
7. bạn spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your mèo are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. bạn can’t even remember your một giây cup.
10. bạn can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five thêm songs, can bạn believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even đã đưa ý kiến that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her tiếp theo CD Rebecca promises to have a thêm natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking trang chủ from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a cá voi drove bởi in his sedan and đã đưa ý kiến happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went trang chủ and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a cá tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went trang chủ and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a cá tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do tình yêu Misa though!
I tình yêu cơm, gạo balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I tình yêu my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I tình yêu the colors: vôi Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I tình yêu the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do tình yêu Misa though!
I tình yêu cơm, gạo balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I tình yêu my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I tình yêu the colors: vôi Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I tình yêu the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own thiên nga costume. Look at my trái cam, màu da cam beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here bạn are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look thêm ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own thiên nga costume. Look at my trái cam, màu da cam beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here bạn are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look thêm ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for bạn then it is thêm than possible that with a little time bạn two can go back to being friends.
Những người bạn and just friends. bạn must be clear about what bạn want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Những người bạn with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what bạn want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.
Give him space. If after some time apart bạn still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then bạn are ready to be Những người bạn again!
-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some Những người bạn and the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been thêm funny to bạn if bạn *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop đã đưa ý kiến this bài viết is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been thêm funny to bạn if bạn *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop đã đưa ý kiến this bài viết is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.