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1.)When your teacher asks any các câu hỏi say "Why does my mèo breath smell like cat food?"

2.) When the teacher is đọc out facts say "Lies! Lies!" hoặc "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"

3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.

4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"

5.) When your teacher asks why bạn didn't do your homework say " bạn can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"

6.) Jump on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the bàn and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.

7.) When the teacher asks bạn to answer a câu hỏi say "The brain bạn are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*

8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.

9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at trang chủ but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO bạn WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" hoặc just say a ngẫu nhiên number and when they tell bạn to stop being so stupid say "Are bạn being racist just because my name is different!"

10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t
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As a proud visitor of forty-four of the fifty United States, I am a bit of a self-taught expert in amusing oneself on long rides in motor vehicles. Whether bạn are the driver, riding shotgun, hoặc sitting in the back, there is a plethora of ways to make đã đưa ý kiến drive go bởi much faster.
One way to take a long, boring drive across the never changing flatness of Nebraska hoặc Oklahoma, and mold it into an enjoyable spending of one’s time is to engage in a physical fight with a sibling. This works best when bạn are driving and the sibling is in the back seat. It does not matter if the đã đưa ý kiến sibling is...
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65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico...
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