These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, bạn need it down. bạn don't hear us
complaining about bạn leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what bạn want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable các câu trả lời to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if bạn want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we đã đưa ý kiến 6 months cách đây is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all các bình luận become null and void after 7 days.

1. If bạn won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If bạn think you're fat, bạn probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we đã đưa ý kiến can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes bạn sad hoặc angry, we meant the other one.

1. bạn can either ask us to do something hoặc tell us how bạn want it
done. Not both. If bạn already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever bạn have to say
during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. quả bí ngô, bí ngô is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and bạn say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know bạn are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.

1. If bạn ask a câu hỏi bạn don't want an answer to, expect an
answer bạn don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything bạn wear is fine.
Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless bạn are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, hoặc monster
trucks.

1. bạn have enough clothes.

1. bạn have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank bạn for đọc this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
đi văng tonight, but did bạn know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.