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His troops, led bởi four of his finest commanders wona great battle for him, and Napoleon Bonaparte was in a generous mood.
“Ask for anything and I’ll give it to you,” he đã đưa ý kiến to the four officers who had distinguished themselves.
“I’ve always wanted a house in Paris,” đã đưa ý kiến one of the men, a German.
“Done!” đã đưa ý kiến Napoleon. “You’ll get a mansion in the city.”
“I’ve always desired to own a hotel,” đã đưa ý kiến the một giây officer, a Frenchman.
“Done!” đã đưa ý kiến the emperor. “I’ll order a hotel to be được trao to you.”
“I’ve always wanted a brewery,” đã đưa ý kiến the third man, a Pole.
“Done!” đã đưa ý kiến the emperor. “I will give bạn a brewery!”
“And you, sir?” he said, turning to the fourth man. “What will bạn have?”
“Grant me a fortnight’s leave,” đã đưa ý kiến the man.
“Done!” đã đưa ý kiến the emperor. “Your leave begins from tomorrow!”
Now the fourth man happened to be a Jew, and in those days at least, Jews were supposed to be shrewd and possess great business acumen.
So his colleagues were surprised that he had asked for so little. They felt he had missed a rare opportunity to become rich, and were elated that they themselves had kept their wits about them and asked for worthwhile things.
They asked him about it when they ran into him later that day.
“Why did bạn ask for so little?” they taunted him. “Did courage fail you?”
“You asked for a lot,” replied the Jew. “But bạn must remember that the emperor is a busy man. He will order his secretary to fulfill his promises. His secretary too is a busy man. He will pass on the order to his assistant who too is a busy man. So the emperor’s order will go down from subordinate to subordinate and finally in the course of a few months…it’ll get lost!”
“We’ll appeal to the emperor!” shouted the Frenchman.
“The emperor will not know what you’re talking about,” đã đưa ý kiến the Jew. “By then our great victory will have become a dim memory. bạn should have asked for something that the emperor could give immediately – like I did. Now, if you’ll excuse me gentlemen, I have work to do.”
And leaving the three officers gaping, the Jew went off to arrange for his holiday.
posted by patrisha727
I have a WHOLE danh sách of facts in my computer so thêm will be coming! ^_^

To win a vàng disc, an album needs to sell 100,000 copies in Britain, and 500,000 in the United States.

Music was sent down a telephone line for the first time in 1876, the năm the phone was invented.

The CD was developed bởi Philips and Sony in 1980.
o About one-third of recorded CDs are pirated.
Ireland has won the most Eurovision song contests (7 times).

Annie Lennox holds the record for the most Brit awards (8).

The first pop video was Bohemian Rhapsody bởi Queen, released in 197

The British, the highest per capita...
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We were having an English class today and decided to write a poem. Please, don't mind our spelling mistakes. :)






Eva fell from the cloudy sky
Adam was frightened when she fell on him
Vancouver is a big city
Eva doesn't know what Vancouver is
Strings are broken
Damn, my đàn ghi ta, guitar doesn't work anymore
Rain forest isn't spelt with W
Omg, Oprah is calling me
Pepper on my eyes
I'll kill myself for that
Now, do bạn remember Adam and Eve
Grass is growing well






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