Why Did the Chicken vượt qua, cross the Road?
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road hoặc not. The chicken is either with us hoặc it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not vượt qua, cross the road with THAT chicken. What do bạn mean bởi chicken? Could bạn define chicken, please?
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road hoặc the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only vượt qua, cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to vượt qua, cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Plato: For the greater good.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not vượt qua, cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If bạn ask this question, bạn deny your own chicken-nature.
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road hoặc not. The chicken is either with us hoặc it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not vượt qua, cross the road with THAT chicken. What do bạn mean bởi chicken? Could bạn define chicken, please?
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road hoặc the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only vượt qua, cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to vượt qua, cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Plato: For the greater good.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not vượt qua, cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If bạn ask this question, bạn deny your own chicken-nature.
How do they do that?
For teamsalvatore98 and anyone else who wants to make a fanpop banner but doesn't know where to start.
You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint cửa hàng Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.
Create your banner template
Open up your program and create a new file.
Size: 800x100
Background: black
File type: JPEG
The dimensions are very important. If the banner is too tall it will get cropped off when bạn add it. If it's not wide enough it will get stretched. Even 1 pixel's difference can affect the quality.
Save this basic file as your banner template to use tiếp theo time.
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You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint cửa hàng Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.
Create your banner template
Open up your program and create a new file.
Size: 800x100
Background: black
File type: JPEG
The dimensions are very important. If the banner is too tall it will get cropped off when bạn add it. If it's not wide enough it will get stretched. Even 1 pixel's difference can affect the quality.
Save this basic file as your banner template to use tiếp theo time.
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