1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"
2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar bạn grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something hoặc someone
3. Go up to a ngẫu nhiên person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say
4. Laugh randomly
5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki ngẫu nhiên noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up
6. If your near a đài phun nước run to it and start splashing in it
7. If your mom starts nagging to bạn in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" hoặc say "Jeez! Who do bạn think bạn are? My mother?!" whatever bạn like best out loud so everyone around can hear
8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who lấy trộm, đánh cắp my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit
9. If your in dollar tree, hoặc whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"
10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"
11. If your at toys r us, hoặc any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at bạn say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"
12. If your at the grocery store, take the thực phẩm out of the boxes and when bạn get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the thực phẩm isn't poisoned!"
13. If bạn go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around
14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that bạn were never their and try to get as much thực phẩm hoặc drinks as possible
15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book
16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"
17. Try to fly
18. Pretend bạn broke all your Bones in your body,be a pain
19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if bạn know
20. If your at the mall, whenever bạn pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction
21. bring thực phẩm and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction
22. Go to a thức ăn nhanh restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask bạn to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get thực phẩm for free!"
23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds hoặc chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get bạn the order, once bạn get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the thực phẩm away
24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee bởi backing up into the and pretending to sting them
25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar bạn grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something hoặc someone
3. Go up to a ngẫu nhiên person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say
4. Laugh randomly
5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki ngẫu nhiên noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up
6. If your near a đài phun nước run to it and start splashing in it
7. If your mom starts nagging to bạn in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" hoặc say "Jeez! Who do bạn think bạn are? My mother?!" whatever bạn like best out loud so everyone around can hear
8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who lấy trộm, đánh cắp my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit
9. If your in dollar tree, hoặc whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"
10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"
11. If your at toys r us, hoặc any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at bạn say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"
12. If your at the grocery store, take the thực phẩm out of the boxes and when bạn get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the thực phẩm isn't poisoned!"
13. If bạn go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around
14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that bạn were never their and try to get as much thực phẩm hoặc drinks as possible
15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book
16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"
17. Try to fly
18. Pretend bạn broke all your Bones in your body,be a pain
19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if bạn know
20. If your at the mall, whenever bạn pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction
21. bring thực phẩm and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction
22. Go to a thức ăn nhanh restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask bạn to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get thực phẩm for free!"
23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds hoặc chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get bạn the order, once bạn get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the thực phẩm away
24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee bởi backing up into the and pretending to sting them
25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
See if ya can read this---
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and bạn can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter bởi istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and bạn can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter bởi istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, bạn can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks
If bạn wanna gain a little weight all bạn have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks bạn what your size is hoặc how much bạn weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when bạn think of women bạn think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
If bạn wanna gain a little weight all bạn have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks bạn what your size is hoặc how much bạn weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when bạn think of women bạn think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
When bạn turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If bạn have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
bạn cannot turn back anymore
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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If bạn have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
bạn cannot turn back anymore
__________________________________________________
furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
