ngẫu nhiên Article: The Babysitter Part 2

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posted by adaug

Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four năm old Amber,
A 12 năm old Kennedy,A 5 năm old Harper,And then there's 9 năm old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her búp bê back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do bạn want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in lò nướng bánh, máy nướng bánh mỳ for half a minute.
*Ten phút later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do bạn know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked bạn as the Babysitter cause bạn have 7 siblings and bạn all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!

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When There's Nothing left

posted by nmdis

"When There's Nothing Left"

When there's nothing left to give
I will give bạn thêm than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
Say I tình yêu you
And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No âm nhạc to play so I sing bạn my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
bạn still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
Say I tình yêu you
And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I tình yêu you
And I'll give bạn my heart, say I tình yêu you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give bạn thêm than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give bạn my heart
I'm gonna give bạn my tim, trái tim

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20 ways to know if a guy loves bạn ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if bạn notice him staring a lot at bạn ..like thêm than 5 times in the same ngày .(unless bạn got a stain on your shirt)
2- if bạn and him were in the same area , he would be with bạn in every where bạn walk to ( like a party hoặc a buổi hòa nhạc ..etc)
3- he would sit tiếp theo to bạn in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream hoặc laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to bạn hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if bạn drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

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100 Interesting Facts

posted by Gretute2772

1.Most bóng đá players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 động vật that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time bạn sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...

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My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome Những người bạn and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time bạn read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though bạn may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't tình yêu you, my love.

I loved bạn with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping xe đẩy, giỏ hàng and switch the items with stuff from the person tiếp theo to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen bạn in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of bạn on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Người vận chuyển 4 Dinobots

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My hàng đầu, đầu trang 15 LEAST yêu thích người nổi tiếng

posted by KataraLover

These are my hàng đầu, đầu trang 15 LEAST yêu thích người nổi tiếng and just like with my hàng đầu, đầu trang 15 yêu thích người nổi tiếng danh sách I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell bạn how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to hiển thị that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a danh sách like this pretty much just đã đưa ý kiến they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my danh sách and please keep in mind this is just my...

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Turkey pooping stuffing

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Alphabet letters hình nền

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Pedobear iPod hình nền XD

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Higurashi trích dẫn

posted by invadercalliope

◦
Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing thêm than the the people who bạn spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions bạn speak of are only Những người bạn during those fun, yet unimportant...

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that bạn "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that bạn haven't received enough Sô cô la sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every câu hỏi with another question. As soon as one of bạn says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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100 Hottest Male người nổi tiếng (In My Opinion) Part 2

posted by saz19126

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack bàn viết có ngăn kéo, davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub câu hỏi kiểm tra the other ngày I Mất tích bởi one point. The câu hỏi was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other các câu hỏi was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that táo, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing cửa hàng that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some máy bay ném bom jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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19 ways to: Explain why bạn are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go trang chủ and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted bởi aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late bạn are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me phía trước, chuyển tiếp to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...