ngẫu nhiên Club
tham gia
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
1. Turn to a stranger and sing a ngẫu nhiên song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are thêm people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even đã đưa ý kiến shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect my authority"
7. If someone try's to get in the elevator block off their way and say "private property, bạn can't enter!"
8. If theres an operator, go up to them and say "um floor (whatever floor number) when bạn get there say "no, no, no! I đã đưa ý kiến floor (whatever floor again" when he gets to that floor say "wrong go to floor (again! Whatever)" do this until he snaps
9. If bạn see a stranger with a nice áo sơ mi whisper to a friend and make sure they hear what bạn say "(example, do whatev) gosh that lady's áo sơ mi is ugly! Talk about bad fashion!"
10. Jump around like your at a buổi hòa nhạc and scream the lyrics of any song

(LOL, I tried these and I all got weird looks XD)
added by 050801090907
added by panisepic
Source: The person who made it, not me
added by prim17luvr101
added by mehparty3
added by HeitsiTsegin
Source: Various
added by KateKicksAss
added by HannahStickles8
added by Julie-Su2015
added by 7things
-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty

like that's gonna happen

-It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

now ya tell me!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

can u say hypocrites?

-If at first bạn don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

that reminds of this one chick

-You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

they like me better! they like me better!

-My imaginary friend thinks bạn have some serious...
continue reading...
added by myau
posted by milorox18
REASONS WHY GIRLS RULE:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character hoặc the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing....
continue reading...
added by loonybug
added by greyswan618
added by zanhar1
Source: Pinterst finds
video
ngẫu nhiên
paper
statues
added by shaneoohmac13
added by 3xZ