This is how it manifests itself:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I head towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch bàn that I picked up from the postman earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the bàn and take out the recycling first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the postbox when I take out the recycling paper anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my chequebook off the table, and notice that there is only one cheque left.
My extra cheques are in my bàn in the study, so I go inside the house to my bàn where I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup.
As I head toward the phòng bếp, nhà bếp with the cold coffee, a vase of hoa on the worktop catches my eye – the hoa need water.
I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my đọc glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I put the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control. Someone left it on the phòng bếp, nhà bếp table.
I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the phòng bếp, nhà bếp table, so I decide to put it back where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I put the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
Ø The car isn't washed.
Ø The bills aren't paid.
Ø There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the counter.
Ø The hoa don't have enough water.
Ø There is still only one cheque in my chequebook.
Ø I can't find the remote.
Ø I can't find my glasses.
Ø And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Ø Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.
Ø I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail...
Ø Do me a favour. phía trước, chuyển tiếp this message to everyone bạn know, because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I head towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch bàn that I picked up from the postman earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the bàn and take out the recycling first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the postbox when I take out the recycling paper anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my chequebook off the table, and notice that there is only one cheque left.
My extra cheques are in my bàn in the study, so I go inside the house to my bàn where I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup.
As I head toward the phòng bếp, nhà bếp with the cold coffee, a vase of hoa on the worktop catches my eye – the hoa need water.
I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my đọc glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I put the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control. Someone left it on the phòng bếp, nhà bếp table.
I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the phòng bếp, nhà bếp table, so I decide to put it back where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I put the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
Ø The car isn't washed.
Ø The bills aren't paid.
Ø There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the counter.
Ø The hoa don't have enough water.
Ø There is still only one cheque in my chequebook.
Ø I can't find the remote.
Ø I can't find my glasses.
Ø And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Ø Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.
Ø I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail...
Ø Do me a favour. phía trước, chuyển tiếp this message to everyone bạn know, because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to
Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing bạn naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't bạn have some laundry to do hoặc something?
bạn are so cute when bạn get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a một phút - I get it. What time of the tháng is it?
bạn sure bạn don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of chó cái, bitch flakes this morning!
Who are bạn kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Sorry. I was just picturing bạn naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't bạn have some laundry to do hoặc something?
bạn are so cute when bạn get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a một phút - I get it. What time of the tháng is it?
bạn sure bạn don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of chó cái, bitch flakes this morning!
Who are bạn kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At bữa tối, bữa ăn tối time quietly throw thực phẩm but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my đít, mông, ass is fat hoặc i stuff twinkies in my đít, mông, ass make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a nốt ruồi dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores bởi lying on him saying stuff like Jason đã đưa ý kiến that he was going to kick my đít, mông, ass hoặc something like that
☆Tell him to give bạn a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like bạn heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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Tayloraddict-1
Become a người hâm mộ today
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At bữa tối, bữa ăn tối time quietly throw thực phẩm but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my đít, mông, ass is fat hoặc i stuff twinkies in my đít, mông, ass make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a nốt ruồi dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores bởi lying on him saying stuff like Jason đã đưa ý kiến that he was going to kick my đít, mông, ass hoặc something like that
☆Tell him to give bạn a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like bạn heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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Tayloraddict-1
Become a người hâm mộ today
This is very funny I told some of my Những người bạn and they laughed.
Kids, don't try this at trang chủ XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on thêm thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on tường so hard, knock self into the tiếp theo room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into cá mập tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
Kids, don't try this at trang chủ XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on thêm thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on tường so hard, knock self into the tiếp theo room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into cá mập tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*