ngẫu nhiên Article: How to get ready and Survive in the end of the world 21st of December 2012

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How to get ready and Survive in the end of the world 21st of December 2012

posted by jeniffer2200

Note:I wrote that only for fun! i don't even believe if the world is going to end in 2012 cause God only knows when! so don't put stupid các bình luận please!

-How to Survive:

1-Make sure that you've got a back pack full of thực phẩm and drink

2-Build a room under the ground make sure,that it's ready to use.

3-Sell your Home

4-If your mum hoặc dad is a Doctor ask him/her to teach bạn some stuff about nursing

5-go to the room bạn built under the ground and put some thực phẩm and drinks there!

6-When the ngày comes! go to the room bạn built under the ground at 4:00 am before the sun comes!

How to get Ready:(2 Days before the End)

1-Go to the cinema watch 9 movies

2-Go and tell your crush bạn tình yêu Him/Her

3-Tell your mum and dad about the things that bạn lied to them about

4-Apologize to the people that bạn hurted their feelings

5-Have S*x with your Bf/Gf,Husband/Wife

6-Eat in a Famous restaurant

7-Tell your Mum hoặc your dad that bạn tình yêu them!

8-Do your fave stuff for 8 hours

9-Check your fave websites for the Last time

10-Write your "will" and Give it to someone bạn trust

I hope that helped!

deathding, xloveNightmarex and 5 others like this

geunsuklover23 nice.. don't believe that the world will end.. don't dream about that if you don't want to happen

jeniffer2200 I wrote that only for fun!!

GoldnSnitch_96 -_- Build a "room" underground she says. This "room" which I assume is a bunker, is supposed to stop THE END OF THE WORLD how? If its the end of the world you can't hide, there is noooo way. And why would u wanna live in a world thats devostated and barren? Or in a bunker underground. Thats a sucky life. I would rather die in the apocalypes then party with Jesus! XD

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my longest chat with the clever - cleverbot

posted by orangeturnip

User: Wendigo hoặc yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome hoặc disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious hoặc vile; an action that arouses disgust hoặc abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with bạn at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak bạn soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...

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My Experiences with Racism

posted by sapherequeen

It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different đường phố, street in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made bạn feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of trang chủ that it always gave me. I also made new Những người bạn immediately; a little girl named...

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Five Ways To Die (or get severely injured) bởi A trái chuối, chuối

posted by amethyst44

Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a trái chuối, chuối strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the danh sách bạn have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the trái chuối, chuối peel. Bananas like to be wackos and hiển thị themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if bạn are near a slippery...

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WOMAN'S TYPE~~~~~~~~its niccc..♥♥♥

posted by scarlet009

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the bàn with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the sữa carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check hoặc charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a ti vi set in her purse.
"So, do bạn always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...

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How Girls turn Guys down

posted by McDreamyluva

LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did bạn get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been được trao your share !

HE: Will bạn come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make bạn very happy
SHE: Why? Are bạn leaving?

HE: What would bạn say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...

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Qustions u should think about

posted by ilovepenguins

1) If tình yêu is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should bạn believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that chó tình yêu to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at bạn if bạn blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a cây falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the hình năm góc, hình ngũ giác, lầu năm góc were...

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25 Creative Ways to say that someone is Stupid

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a soong, nấu ăn thịt hầm

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole con vịt, vịt

•    All foam, no beer...

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21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the tiếp theo car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The thêm it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...

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5 Ways to tick off your princable

posted by Rock_n_Roll671

Okay, I;m not saying bạn should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the các bình luận which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz bạn hate America."

3. When bạn go to the princible's office, and when he asks why bạn were sent, say, "I wrote that bạn sucked...

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33 Really Weird Exam các câu trả lời

posted by musicfanaticXD

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited bởi mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah món tráng miệng and traveled bởi Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an táo, apple tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bánh mỳ, bánh mì which is bánh mỳ, bánh mì made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...

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A Poem 4 An Awsome Friend

posted by Alexyss_Cullen

bạn came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one ngày embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I tình yêu the special bond that we beutifully share,
I tình yêu the way bạn hiển thị u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever an toàn, két an toàn within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...

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When people ask stupid questions..anoying but also funny!

posted by 7things

1)At the movies: When bạn meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are bạn doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't bạn try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When bạn ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer bơ Masala" dish good?...

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31 Ways to Annoy Your Parents xD

posted by Mp4girl

xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as bạn can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when bạn laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...

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the flavors of HI-C nước ép, nước trái cây boxes and THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

posted by itachifan1

* trái cam, màu da cam Lavaburst
* đào (no longer produced)
* Poppin' màu hồng, hồng Lemonade
* dâu, dâu tây Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* kẹo táo, apple cooler

[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* trái cây Pow
* trái cây Punch
* Orange
* trái cam, màu da cam Supernova
* màu hồng, hồng Lemonade
* dâu rừng, quả mâm xôi Kiwi
* Strawberry
* dâu, dâu tây Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C chua Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

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My câu hỏi of Love;; Fear of Loving bạn && Used Me

posted by lollipopszx3

Did bạn really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be thêm than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special ngày
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that ngày
there was lots to be đã đưa ý kiến
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When bạn đã đưa ý kiến "I tình yêu you"
I đã đưa ý kiến "I tình yêu bạn too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
__________________________________________________

I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be thêm
What if I did...

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hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 ways to freak out your roomate

posted by chowjoyi

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) di chuyển everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an con voi weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...

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hàng đầu, đầu trang ten reasons to be cheerful! :D

posted by pandawinx

10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our Những người bạn and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if bạn sometimes feel sad hoặc depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to bạn sorry, but if your in any other country, then bạn still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When bạn think of Sô cô la everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )

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100 Ways to Order a pizza, bánh pizza, bánh pizza

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press ngẫu nhiên numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza, bánh pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their các câu hỏi with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Stupid ngẫu nhiên Product Warnings (1)

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. "Do not use if bạn cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping hoặc unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...

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Funny trích dẫn From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. bạn can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say bạn should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching ti vi bởi candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find ti vi very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...