1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN huy hiệu LOCK OVERUSE huy hiệu LOCK! WHEN bạn REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL huy hiệu THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky huy hiệu Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks bạn what bạn mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If bạn are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing ngẫu nhiên letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the câu hỏi mark (i.e. Could my ngày get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) bạn will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the các bình luận with ngẫu nhiên information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, bình luận on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" hoặc something along those lines. bạn can also post các bình luận asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" hoặc ":P" with no rhyme hoặc reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" hoặc "I sent bạn a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the email does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person bạn are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what bạn are trying to say. If they ask bạn how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a diễn đàn and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as bạn can. Don't only use those bạn have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN hoặc other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN bạn can "appear offline" so if bạn carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because bạn keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until bạn are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, hoặc even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi hoặc hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are bạn and where do bạn live?" even if bạn know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', hoặc make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, hoặc say something like 'girl' hoặc 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your không gian bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. hoặc better yet, use spaces when bạn tell them your không gian bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when bạn post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and bạn can be thêm positive bởi saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell bạn to stop, act like bạn have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' hoặc user bạn know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, hoặc your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single di chuyển that bạn make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page hoặc group titled your name. Invite everyone bạn do hoặc do not know to join.
43. email really annoying forwards to everyone, hoặc make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the tiếp theo một giây if bạn don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to email bạn ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky huy hiệu Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks bạn what bạn mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If bạn are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing ngẫu nhiên letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the câu hỏi mark (i.e. Could my ngày get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) bạn will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the các bình luận with ngẫu nhiên information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, bình luận on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" hoặc something along those lines. bạn can also post các bình luận asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" hoặc ":P" with no rhyme hoặc reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" hoặc "I sent bạn a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the email does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person bạn are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what bạn are trying to say. If they ask bạn how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a diễn đàn and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as bạn can. Don't only use those bạn have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN hoặc other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN bạn can "appear offline" so if bạn carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because bạn keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until bạn are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, hoặc even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi hoặc hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are bạn and where do bạn live?" even if bạn know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', hoặc make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, hoặc say something like 'girl' hoặc 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your không gian bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. hoặc better yet, use spaces when bạn tell them your không gian bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when bạn post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and bạn can be thêm positive bởi saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell bạn to stop, act like bạn have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' hoặc user bạn know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, hoặc your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single di chuyển that bạn make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page hoặc group titled your name. Invite everyone bạn do hoặc do not know to join.
43. email really annoying forwards to everyone, hoặc make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the tiếp theo một giây if bạn don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to email bạn ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P