1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that bạn have to go to the bathroom, and that bạn think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are bạn doing okay in there?". To make it even thêm annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When bạn are finished in the bathroom, come out with a sigh of relief and be sure to tell them all about your time in the bathroom. (Even if they would rather bạn didn't).
2. Sing along to everything. Especially the annoying hoặc little-kid songs. If they are listening to their iPod, help yourself to one of their headphones and start hát along to the song (if you're tone deaf this works really well). Remember, bạn don't have to even know the words to the song, just make them up as bạn go along – the dumber your lyrics the better! And, for bonus points, if bạn are watching TV, sing along with all of the commercial jingles. bạn could also sing something over and over to the point where no one can stand it anymore.
3. Hug ngẫu nhiên people. Just spontaneously run up to a person and give them a hug and tell them that bạn are so glad to see them and that they are your best friend ever. And after that, right in front of them, do the same thing to some other person.
4. Ask private questions. bạn can either ask a ton of these to one person, hoặc spread it around. If bạn are going to do this to any ngẫu nhiên person, do things like ask a man if he has ever had an abortion hoặc is pregnant, hoặc ask a 13 năm old if they have ever been to rehab, had a drug intervention, hoặc if they are wasted/drunk.
5. Laugh for no reason and at ngẫu nhiên times. Don't explain yourself either when someone asks bạn why bạn are laughing. Just shrug it off and start laughing at something else. Alternatively, Make up inside jokes that only bạn know and don't share them with anyone. When someone asks bạn why it's so funny, just tell them that it's an inside joke.
6. Make animal sounds. People can get really annoyed if bạn sneak up behind them and say "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!". If someone is yelling at bạn hoặc scolding you, make a questioning "baaahh?" hoặc "rrribbitt?" sound.
7. Ask someone "why?" and then when they explain keep punctuating every explanation with a "why?" question.
8. Make prank phone calls. Call your Những người bạn during class to "see if their phones were off like they were supposed to be". Call ngẫu nhiên numbers in the phone book and ask them if they would like to share a turkey sandwich, and don't worry, there's no mustard. The old refrigerator running call is a definite option too, because it's the most annoying in the book! Call one place and then hang up, and keep calling like that. They will be driven insane bởi the non-stop ringing.
9. Speak all in acronyms. Instead of actually laughing, just say "LOL!" Instead of diễn xuất surprised, just say "OMG!".
10. Be sarcastic about everything, to the point that people have absolutely no idea what bạn are trying to say.
11. Quote an annoying saying hoặc make one up and keep using it like it's an explanation for everything.
12. Talk about feelings. Always start the conversation with 'I feel' this and 'you hurt my feelings' that and don't stop. It will drive people crazy. It also helps if bạn get out an acoustic đàn ghi ta, guitar and talk about how everything hurts your feelings. Also, every time someone says something, reply with, "Oh, I see. And how do bạn think that makes me feel?" Also, complain non-stop. No one wants to be around a whiner.
13. Act very full of yourself and like the entire world should revolve around your fingernails.
14. Make annoying sounds. Tap your fingers constantly on the table, hoặc tap your foot over and over again.
15. Have really pointless and loud conversations on your mobile phone on the bus/train. This never fails to be annoying.
16. Shuffle around constantly. Act as if bạn can't keep still.
17. Make some kind of a repeated movement in someone's eye line.
18. Gawk at something non-existent on the hàng đầu, đầu trang of someone's head. When you're having a normal conversation with someone, suddenly open your mouth slightly and stare at a point just over their head hoặc right on hàng đầu, đầu trang of their head. If they touch their head nervously and ask "what?" just stifle pretend laughter and shake your head and return to the conversation. To make it even thêm annoying, keep doing it throughout the ngày at inappropriate times.
19. Eat weird things constantly. Good things for this are sprinkles, ketchup, soy nuts, and ice. hoặc put something weird on everything bạn eat.
20. Eat really loudly. Forget your bàn manners.
21. Stare at people. This freaks a lot of people out.
22. Tell people, IN ENGLISH, that bạn do not speak English, and bạn are learning from a tutor. This works even better if bạn use really long hoặc rarely used words. The kind of words that only people fluent in English would use.
23. Chew gum constantly, as loud as bạn can, and with your mouth open.
24. Learn a different language (uncommon languages work best) and ramble at ngẫu nhiên people in that language. A highly recommended language is Klingon, as very few people know about it and it sounds alien.
25. Watch old movies. Some old phim chiếu rạp are annoying enough bởi just being on the shelves of the nearest Block Buster, but what if bạn took the old movie annoying factor to a whole new level? bạn can watch dozens of them and give reviews and say things like ,"The only part I didn't like was that Johnny and Bethany didn't Kiss until the end" hoặc "The musical numbers were GARBAGE" even if there weren't any. After nghề viết văn your reviews, try and memorize them and tell everyone bạn know. bạn can also invite all your Những người bạn over and insist they stay up with bạn all night to watch the "I tình yêu Lucy" series collection.
26. Sit on a bench in a park with a friend and make các bình luận about people (loudly so that they can hear you) that is the complete OPPOSITE of what they are actually like, e.g. if a really fat person walks past, yell "OH MY GOSH, THERE'S JUST NO NEED FOR BEING THAT SKINNY."
27. When someone asks bạn anything, reply "sure, bạn want fries with that?".
28. Sing ngẫu nhiên songs at ngẫu nhiên times. for example: start hát Jingle Bells during a car trip. This is very annoying and will annoy anyone.
29. If your friend is on a date, call him/her every 2 phút to ask what's going on. Make them go into an extremely detailed mô tả of what their ngày is wearing, down to if the zipper on his/her áo khoác is made of metal hoặc plastic. If they turn off their phone, leave a zillion messages each with one question. If bạn can, call the person your friend is dating and ask to speak to your friend.
30. Refuse to go to giường unless the cat hoặc whatever pet bạn have reads bạn a bedtime story.
31. Offer someone something. If they say yes and reach for it, yell "NO, THOSE ARE MINE!"
32. Contradict yourself constantly and act like it's the other person's fault for not understanding you. for example : "Everyone knows that secret" "If it's a secret than how come everybody knows it?" "No one knows it" "Then how do bạn know it?" "Everybody does" Keep doing this infinitely.
33. Pick a few ngẫu nhiên fairly common words. Whenever someone says them. Inform that person that they have mispronounced that word and tell them the "correct" pronunciation. Never do this if the actually mispronounce a word.
34. Ask people what gender they are.
35. Tell this joke to the same person everyday. Here goes. bạn say," How many fingers do I have?" The they will say, "how many?" hoặc "10." Then bạn say," I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs!" And laugh and cough. Again, tell this joke to the same person everyday. Then, after a week, change the target.
Warnings
In most cases, this will not encourage other people to enjoy your company. bạn could lose all your Những người bạn if bạn annoy them. Don't be annoying to your Những người bạn too much, they will not be your Những người bạn anymore if bạn do so.
