Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone bạn love? Here are a few suggestions.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard hoặc hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as bạn open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 phút hoặc so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring hoặc your nails on the blackboard tiếp theo time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. tiếp theo buổi hòa nhạc bạn go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks bạn a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do bạn think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big sữa mustache at the breakfast bàn and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your Những người bạn with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as bạn can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after bạn take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your yêu thích celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two phút while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's yêu thích slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' giáng sinh song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When bạn go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as bạn pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother hoặc sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere bạn go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your Những người bạn she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did bạn eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask bạn a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 phút to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that bạn smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of bạn a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. tiếp theo party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend bạn dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get bạn a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 phút from the end.
46. Go to the thư viện and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire ngày speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger ghế, chỗ ngồi and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone bạn meet at the mall.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard hoặc hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as bạn open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 phút hoặc so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring hoặc your nails on the blackboard tiếp theo time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. tiếp theo buổi hòa nhạc bạn go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks bạn a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do bạn think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big sữa mustache at the breakfast bàn and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your Những người bạn with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as bạn can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after bạn take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your yêu thích celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two phút while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's yêu thích slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' giáng sinh song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When bạn go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as bạn pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother hoặc sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere bạn go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your Những người bạn she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did bạn eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask bạn a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 phút to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that bạn smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of bạn a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. tiếp theo party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend bạn dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get bạn a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 phút from the end.
46. Go to the thư viện and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire ngày speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger ghế, chỗ ngồi and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone bạn meet at the mall.
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ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that bạn have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask các câu hỏi to a magic 8 ball and take the các câu trả lời seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when bạn find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when bạn see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a ngẫu nhiên person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that bạn have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask các câu hỏi to a magic 8 ball and take the các câu trả lời seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when bạn find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when bạn see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a ngẫu nhiên person!
raindrops on hoa hồng and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp táo, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp táo, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws thực phẩm at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid các câu hỏi (ex: What do thư viện cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a ngày when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who bạn think she is
*She throws thực phẩm at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid các câu hỏi (ex: What do thư viện cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a ngày when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who bạn think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book bởi its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders hoặc u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id tình yêu to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break bạn down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to bạn that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating các bình luận about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why bạn like what bạn do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do bạn do it? Do bạn have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever bạn do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to bạn that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating các bình luận about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why bạn like what bạn do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do bạn do it? Do bạn have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever bạn do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent trái chuối, chuối even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a trái chuối, chuối is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but bạn can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a thêm stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are các câu lạc bộ song)
trái chuối, chuối trái chuối, chuối con cừu, cừu are there Những người bạn
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a trái chuối, chuối is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but bạn can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a thêm stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are các câu lạc bộ song)
trái chuối, chuối trái chuối, chuối con cừu, cừu are there Những người bạn
BANANAS
one ngày that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny đã đưa ý kiến hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first ngày ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him trang chủ AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO trang chủ AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE đã đưa ý kiến WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE đã đưa ý kiến COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton kẹo road like 45 like giây cách đây and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like bạn like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went trang chủ and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like ngày in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't bạn wanna mix cotton kẹo and popscicles!
That was like a like better like ngày in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't bạn wanna mix cotton kẹo and popscicles!
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