1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are thêm important than her.
4. She needs to get bạn thực phẩm while bạn sit and do whatever bạn want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. cái tát, đánh đập, smack her đít, mông, ass and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that bạn tình yêu her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. di chuyển somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants bạn to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her Những người bạn while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever bạn want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if bạn find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with bạn whether she wants to hoặc not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if bạn have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are thêm important than her.
4. She needs to get bạn thực phẩm while bạn sit and do whatever bạn want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. cái tát, đánh đập, smack her đít, mông, ass and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that bạn tình yêu her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. di chuyển somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants bạn to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her Những người bạn while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever bạn want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if bạn find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with bạn whether she wants to hoặc not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if bạn have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side bởi side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now bạn understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look phía trước, chuyển tiếp to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.
Song (Start at 0:27): link
Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got chẻ, phân chia, split into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, now available.
The song fades away at the end of the trailer.
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Song: link
Announcer: Everyone...
