•    HUG it daily
•    Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
•    Kiss it twice everyday
•    Play patty cake with it fiercely
•    Don’t cuss in your house
•    Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
•    Don’t let it watch educational television
•    Enter the room with a bow ,when bạn visit your ngựa dormitory
•    Don’t ever scare it hoặc tease it with yarn ( not even your cat)
•    Don’t let it interact with other male ngựa (no matter the gender of your horse)
•    Tickle it responsively
•    Don’t tell it bad jokes
•    Let it play with ONLY BIG children hoặc adults (that is for the safety of the horse’s guilt and the safety of your child)
•    Check it’s ears daily
•    Let your horse blog on any computer it wants
•    Give it only “great value” brand of crackers hoặc cheese
•    Do not continually talk to it (it will annoy your horse)
•    Never play an electric đàn ghi ta, guitar around it
•    Cue the horse’s bath time properly
•    Never shake your horse! (bad ,bad ,bad)