Okay, so everyone probably knows that Google has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching bởi picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a ngẫu nhiên letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:
First, I just put the results for “Are there.”
Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do bạn mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there hổ in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes everywhere bạn go.
Are there gấu trúc in Japan?
*Facepalm* no, they’re only in Canada.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
I am ashamed to admit that I was one of the people who looked this up once.
Are there động vật in heaven?
I honestly don’t know how to answer that.
Are there crocodiles in Florida?
This just made my day.
Are there tornadoes in Europe?
*Headdesk*
PART II
I typed in ‘de’ to see what came up.
Are there dentists in England?
No, actually, the people in England have no teeth. They decompose their thực phẩm with their magical
mind powers.
Are there denominations in Islam?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there dental implants?
Idk.
Are there dental plans that cover implants?
Again, Idk.
Are there dental plans in Florida?
I don’t know what a dental plan is.
Are there dental hygiene jobs?
Not in England.
I typed in the letter ‘u’ to see what came up:
Are there U.S. troops in Libya?
I don’t know the answer to this; therefore, I can’t ridicule it.
Are there Kỳ lân in the bible?
No witty statement could match the epicness of that question.
Are there UFOs?
Yesssss…..?
Are there unions in Japan?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there unions in Texas?
See above.
Are there unions in China?
See above.
Are there unforgivable sins?
Depends on what religion bạn are.
Are there unions in Canada?
Dude, STFU.
I typed in the letter ‘s.’
Are there snakes in Ireland?
I think I’ve gone over this before, but I’ll say it again: THERE ARE SNAKES JUST ABOUT
EVERYWHERE bạn GO.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
See above.
Are there sharks in Lake Michigan?
As a person who lives in Chicago, I can safely assure bạn that the sharks will not
bother bạn as long as bạn aren’t made of meat. (Just because my opinion of the intelligence of the
human race isn’t very high right now,
I’m going to tell bạn all that THAT WAS A JOKE. THER ARE NO SHARKS IN LAKE MICHIGAN.)
Are there still Nazis?
Yes. They’re called Conservative Republicans.
Are there snakes in Alaska?
In some parts, yes.
Are there scorpions in Florida?
Yes.
Are there sharks in Hawaii?
When I answer ‘yes’ to this question, I am NOT joking. Yes, there are.
Are there sharks in the Mediterranean?
thêm than in Hawaii.
Are there such things as ghosts?
I think so.
I typed in ‘z’ but all of the các câu hỏi were about either zoos hoặc zombies. (The best câu hỏi was
“Are there zombies in the Bible? I tình yêu people.)
tiếp theo came the letter ‘r.’
Are there really aliens?
YES.
Are there real vampires?
Oh god. Really, humanity? Really?
Are there really ghosts?
Yeah, I’ve seen one. (Not being sarcastic. It’s a long story.)
Are there real zombies?
Not until the Zombie Apocalypse comes, duh.
Are there rainforests in Africa?
Yup.
Are there really mini giraffes?
This câu hỏi made me lol.
Are there really vampires?
bạn see Stephanie Meyer? This is what you’ve done to people.
tiếp theo was the letter ‘p.’
Are there gấu trúc in Japan?
We’ve gone over this. They’re only in Canada. God.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
This câu hỏi makes me feel stupider every time I read it.
Are there people who are sexually attracted to Pokémon?
………………………AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Probably.
Are there penguins in Alaska?
No.
Are there prophets today?
Depends on who bạn ask.
Are there màu hồng, hồng lemons?
Please tell me you’re not asking this câu hỏi why I think you’re asking this question.
Are there parallel universes?
I think so.
Are there penguins in Africa?
...Why? Is there, like, something wrong with the education system of the U.S, hoặc is it just that there’s a lot of really, really, stupid people out there?
you’re searching bởi picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a ngẫu nhiên letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:
First, I just put the results for “Are there.”
Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do bạn mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there hổ in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes everywhere bạn go.
Are there gấu trúc in Japan?
*Facepalm* no, they’re only in Canada.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
I am ashamed to admit that I was one of the people who looked this up once.
Are there động vật in heaven?
I honestly don’t know how to answer that.
Are there crocodiles in Florida?
This just made my day.
Are there tornadoes in Europe?
*Headdesk*
PART II
I typed in ‘de’ to see what came up.
Are there dentists in England?
No, actually, the people in England have no teeth. They decompose their thực phẩm with their magical
mind powers.
Are there denominations in Islam?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there dental implants?
Idk.
Are there dental plans that cover implants?
Again, Idk.
Are there dental plans in Florida?
I don’t know what a dental plan is.
Are there dental hygiene jobs?
Not in England.
I typed in the letter ‘u’ to see what came up:
Are there U.S. troops in Libya?
I don’t know the answer to this; therefore, I can’t ridicule it.
Are there Kỳ lân in the bible?
No witty statement could match the epicness of that question.
Are there UFOs?
Yesssss…..?
Are there unions in Japan?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there unions in Texas?
See above.
Are there unions in China?
See above.
Are there unforgivable sins?
Depends on what religion bạn are.
Are there unions in Canada?
Dude, STFU.
I typed in the letter ‘s.’
Are there snakes in Ireland?
I think I’ve gone over this before, but I’ll say it again: THERE ARE SNAKES JUST ABOUT
EVERYWHERE bạn GO.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
See above.
Are there sharks in Lake Michigan?
As a person who lives in Chicago, I can safely assure bạn that the sharks will not
bother bạn as long as bạn aren’t made of meat. (Just because my opinion of the intelligence of the
human race isn’t very high right now,
I’m going to tell bạn all that THAT WAS A JOKE. THER ARE NO SHARKS IN LAKE MICHIGAN.)
Are there still Nazis?
Yes. They’re called Conservative Republicans.
Are there snakes in Alaska?
In some parts, yes.
Are there scorpions in Florida?
Yes.
Are there sharks in Hawaii?
When I answer ‘yes’ to this question, I am NOT joking. Yes, there are.
Are there sharks in the Mediterranean?
thêm than in Hawaii.
Are there such things as ghosts?
I think so.
I typed in ‘z’ but all of the các câu hỏi were about either zoos hoặc zombies. (The best câu hỏi was
“Are there zombies in the Bible? I tình yêu people.)
tiếp theo came the letter ‘r.’
Are there really aliens?
YES.
Are there real vampires?
Oh god. Really, humanity? Really?
Are there really ghosts?
Yeah, I’ve seen one. (Not being sarcastic. It’s a long story.)
Are there real zombies?
Not until the Zombie Apocalypse comes, duh.
Are there rainforests in Africa?
Yup.
Are there really mini giraffes?
This câu hỏi made me lol.
Are there really vampires?
bạn see Stephanie Meyer? This is what you’ve done to people.
tiếp theo was the letter ‘p.’
Are there gấu trúc in Japan?
We’ve gone over this. They’re only in Canada. God.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
This câu hỏi makes me feel stupider every time I read it.
Are there people who are sexually attracted to Pokémon?
………………………AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Probably.
Are there penguins in Alaska?
No.
Are there prophets today?
Depends on who bạn ask.
Are there màu hồng, hồng lemons?
Please tell me you’re not asking this câu hỏi why I think you’re asking this question.
Are there parallel universes?
I think so.
Are there penguins in Africa?
...Why? Is there, like, something wrong with the education system of the U.S, hoặc is it just that there’s a lot of really, really, stupid people out there?
