CAUTION:there will most likely be consequences!!
1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when bạn laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary Những người bạn that bạn talk to all at the same time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell: "No, mom I will not Kiss bạn in public!"
16. Draw a mustache your face.
17. Switch the light switch on and off for a while. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When bạn vòi hoa sen hoặc bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "NO!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor and pretend that Jaws is chasing you.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. Tell them an unreasonable story that happened at school that day. Like: "The gym teacher shaved our heads."
26. Find everything they say absolutely HILARIOUS!
27. Try to eat a bevarage with a fork.
28. Take a bowl of cơm, gạo crispies, suddeenly act offended and throw the bowl on the ground and kick it, and when they ask bạn to pick it up, say "No, I want to watch them suffer"
29. Pile all the pens in the house on one side of the room, and put one pencil in the other. Laugh hysterically at the pencil.
30. Try to catch your shadow, and act dissapointed and yell loudly when bạn can't get it.
31. Make a sandwich, and leave it on the floor. When your parents pick it up, scream "OH MY GOSH! WHERE'S MY SANDWICH???!!"
32. Try to burrow in between the cushions of the đi văng
33. Hide under a chair. When your mom hoặc dad comes in, yell "boo!" and then start drooling and talking in gibberish while slowly crawling toward them and then poke them and say "oodley! oodley! bljljdfnnnnseeeeddsepf!'
34. poke your dog hoặc cat and then yell "i can't make it say MOO!"
35. Tell your mom she looks like George Wahington and then roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
36. Call your dad 'fwank' and your mom 'shaba-laba-ding-dong'
1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when bạn laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary Những người bạn that bạn talk to all at the same time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell: "No, mom I will not Kiss bạn in public!"
16. Draw a mustache your face.
17. Switch the light switch on and off for a while. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When bạn vòi hoa sen hoặc bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "NO!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor and pretend that Jaws is chasing you.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. Tell them an unreasonable story that happened at school that day. Like: "The gym teacher shaved our heads."
26. Find everything they say absolutely HILARIOUS!
27. Try to eat a bevarage with a fork.
28. Take a bowl of cơm, gạo crispies, suddeenly act offended and throw the bowl on the ground and kick it, and when they ask bạn to pick it up, say "No, I want to watch them suffer"
29. Pile all the pens in the house on one side of the room, and put one pencil in the other. Laugh hysterically at the pencil.
30. Try to catch your shadow, and act dissapointed and yell loudly when bạn can't get it.
31. Make a sandwich, and leave it on the floor. When your parents pick it up, scream "OH MY GOSH! WHERE'S MY SANDWICH???!!"
32. Try to burrow in between the cushions of the đi văng
33. Hide under a chair. When your mom hoặc dad comes in, yell "boo!" and then start drooling and talking in gibberish while slowly crawling toward them and then poke them and say "oodley! oodley! bljljdfnnnnseeeeddsepf!'
34. poke your dog hoặc cat and then yell "i can't make it say MOO!"
35. Tell your mom she looks like George Wahington and then roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
36. Call your dad 'fwank' and your mom 'shaba-laba-ding-dong'
RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 bạn and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 bạn and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
6
Dominic
It was Monday. I was sitting with Scarlet in front of the entrance to the tunnels. We were waiting for Stephanie and Spencer. Stephanie was coming because Spencer was coming. Spencer ran over and hugged me. I pulled him of.
We stumbled into the darkness
Stephenie groped around for her flashlight. I heard a click. Light flooded the halls. I took one look around and realized how hard this was going to be.
I held Scarlet's hand and stepped forward. Spencer clung to me nervously.
***
It had been awhile when a shrill scream rang through the air. Scarlet immediately ran towards it.
"Carlotta!" She yelled into the darkness. "Carlotta!"
There are some resolutions that are impossible to fulfill, but that we all make anyhow,For example:
1. Study every day.
2. Behave better at home.
3. Don't wait to do homework at the last minute.
4. Exercise once a week.
5. Don't talk in class.
6. Don't make fun of others.
7. Save money and don't make impulse buys.
8. Tell the boy bạn like "hello".
9. Don't get upset when someone confronts bạn hoặc tells bạn you're wrong.
10. Make a schedule for yourself and stick to it!
Which of these are on your list? Which do bạn think bạn can actually do for a whole year?
A Mayan calendar has been found that projects dates 7,000 years into the future!
Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special ngày in any way shape hoặc form.
So now bạn know… if bạn fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing thêm than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.
Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special ngày in any way shape hoặc form.
So now bạn know… if bạn fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing thêm than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.
