Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a mật khẩu other than "password" hoặc "hello".
I will not tell the same story at every get together.
I won't worry so much.
I will cut my hair.
I will grow my hair.
I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits tiếp theo to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!
I will be thêm imaginative.
I will not bore my boss bởi with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some thêm excuses.
I will do less laundry and use thêm deodorant.
I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve thêm water.
Assure my lawyer that I will never again hiển thị up drunk at a custody hearing.
I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....
I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
I will spend less than one giờ a ngày on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
I will not hang around girls - they think bạn tình yêu them and that sucks.
I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).
I will answer my ốc, ốc sên mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).
I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up.
Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.
Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.
Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.
I will always "check for paper" when leaving the restroom.
I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.
I will keep an extra an toàn, két an toàn distance when driving behind police cars.
Really Funny New năm Resolutions for 2010
I will be thêm imaginative.
I will not wet the giường and blame it on my younger brother.
I promise to clean my room once a week even though I haven't cleaned it thêm than once in the last year.
I will always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.
I will always "check for paper" before and after leaving a public restroom.
I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.
I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case".
I will keep an extra an toàn, két an toàn distance when driving behind police cars.
Never again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with a known practical joker.
Read less books. A little learning is a dangerous thing. Too much of it can really wreck your head.
Gain weight, at least 40 pounds. Didn't your mom always say bạn were bit skinny.
Cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for your health, it can even kill you.
Watch thêm TV. It's very educational. Catch up on all those programs bạn missed down the years.
Draw up a danh sách of people who were nasty to bạn in the past year, get your own back on them in the tiếp theo year!
Drink more. Wasn't it Benjamin Franklin who said, bia is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. So be happy.
Eat thêm nice things like candy, Big Macs, bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô and ice cream. Eat less crap like fresh fruit, vegetables and soy nuts.
Work less. Take it easy. All work and no play can make bạn a dull boy hoặc girl.
Play thêm computer games. Scientists say they're good for bạn and improve your visual skills. But bạn always knew that.
Take up some worthwhile new habit, like smoking - it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs.
I will drink less beer, last năm I drank enough bia to have kept the Titanic afloat.
I will spend less money on buying useless stuff like this new DVD Rewinder I had ordered for christmas.
I will drive thêm carefully, people are starting to notice the dozens of dents in my car.
I will treat my girlfriend better, I won't make her carry all the groceries the tiếp theo time we go to the market.
I promise to be nice to my dog. I won't starve him to death thêm than 10 times.... in a month.
I will no longer interfere in a game.
I will not hang around girls - they think bạn tình yêu them and that sucks.
thêm Funny New Year's Resolutions for 2011
I will leave my brain at trang chủ while going to watch a supposedly scary phim chiếu rạp like Scary Movie 1, 2, 3 & 4!
I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
I will never again eat a jack trái cây before going to a public function.
I resolve to hold my breath and pull in my paunch when I vượt qua, cross my young secretary.
I will stop saying," Ooh, that feels nice" whenever the security guys frisk me at airports.
I resolve not to see any serial hoặc movie in which any dead character is brought alive.
I resolve not to call any phone number of any TV contest as they are always kept off the hook.
I resolve not to swim in any swimming pool without water.
I resolve to stop poisoning my family with my cooking.
My New năm resolution is: 1024 bởi 968 pixels!
Learn what the hell "resolution" means.
I promise to stick to these resolutions for thêm than a week (even though I never do).
I will think of a mật khẩu other than "password" hoặc "hello".
I will not tell the same story at every get together.
I won't worry so much.
I will cut my hair.
I will grow my hair.
I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits tiếp theo to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!
I will be thêm imaginative.
I will not bore my boss bởi with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some thêm excuses.
I will do less laundry and use thêm deodorant.
I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve thêm water.
Assure my lawyer that I will never again hiển thị up drunk at a custody hearing.
I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....
I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
I will spend less than one giờ a ngày on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
I will not hang around girls - they think bạn tình yêu them and that sucks.
I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).
I will answer my ốc, ốc sên mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).
I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up.
Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.
Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.
Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.
I will always "check for paper" when leaving the restroom.
I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.
I will keep an extra an toàn, két an toàn distance when driving behind police cars.
Really Funny New năm Resolutions for 2010
I will be thêm imaginative.
I will not wet the giường and blame it on my younger brother.
I promise to clean my room once a week even though I haven't cleaned it thêm than once in the last year.
I will always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.
I will always "check for paper" before and after leaving a public restroom.
I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.
I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case".
I will keep an extra an toàn, két an toàn distance when driving behind police cars.
Never again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with a known practical joker.
Read less books. A little learning is a dangerous thing. Too much of it can really wreck your head.
Gain weight, at least 40 pounds. Didn't your mom always say bạn were bit skinny.
Cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for your health, it can even kill you.
Watch thêm TV. It's very educational. Catch up on all those programs bạn missed down the years.
Draw up a danh sách of people who were nasty to bạn in the past year, get your own back on them in the tiếp theo year!
Drink more. Wasn't it Benjamin Franklin who said, bia is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. So be happy.
Eat thêm nice things like candy, Big Macs, bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô and ice cream. Eat less crap like fresh fruit, vegetables and soy nuts.
Work less. Take it easy. All work and no play can make bạn a dull boy hoặc girl.
Play thêm computer games. Scientists say they're good for bạn and improve your visual skills. But bạn always knew that.
Take up some worthwhile new habit, like smoking - it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs.
I will drink less beer, last năm I drank enough bia to have kept the Titanic afloat.
I will spend less money on buying useless stuff like this new DVD Rewinder I had ordered for christmas.
I will drive thêm carefully, people are starting to notice the dozens of dents in my car.
I will treat my girlfriend better, I won't make her carry all the groceries the tiếp theo time we go to the market.
I promise to be nice to my dog. I won't starve him to death thêm than 10 times.... in a month.
I will no longer interfere in a game.
I will not hang around girls - they think bạn tình yêu them and that sucks.
thêm Funny New Year's Resolutions for 2011
I will leave my brain at trang chủ while going to watch a supposedly scary phim chiếu rạp like Scary Movie 1, 2, 3 & 4!
I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
I will never again eat a jack trái cây before going to a public function.
I resolve to hold my breath and pull in my paunch when I vượt qua, cross my young secretary.
I will stop saying," Ooh, that feels nice" whenever the security guys frisk me at airports.
I resolve not to see any serial hoặc movie in which any dead character is brought alive.
I resolve not to call any phone number of any TV contest as they are always kept off the hook.
I resolve not to swim in any swimming pool without water.
I resolve to stop poisoning my family with my cooking.
My New năm resolution is: 1024 bởi 968 pixels!
Learn what the hell "resolution" means.
I promise to stick to these resolutions for thêm than a week (even though I never do).
What is an icon? An biểu tượng is not merely a square-sized edited image. It has to be 200x200 pixels hoặc smaller. But how to make it in the right size? There are free websites that allow us to resize it properly. In this tutorial, I'm using 'picresize' website to assist me. Here are the 5 easy steps to make it 200x200 px. Hope this bài viết will help you!
1. First of all, type www.picresize.com.
2. Click 'Browse' to select your picture.
3. Click 'Quick resize' after bạn choose your picture.
4. In 'Make my picture' option, choose 'Custom Size' and type '200' in both width and height.
5. Finally, click 'I'm Done, Quick Resize My Picture! and your biểu tượng is now 200x200 px...
...and DOWNLOAD it!
Comparison between a square image and an icon.
1. First of all, type www.picresize.com.
2. Click 'Browse' to select your picture.
3. Click 'Quick resize' after bạn choose your picture.
4. In 'Make my picture' option, choose 'Custom Size' and type '200' in both width and height.
5. Finally, click 'I'm Done, Quick Resize My Picture! and your biểu tượng is now 200x200 px...
...and DOWNLOAD it!
Comparison between a square image and an icon.