10. When being pulled over bởi a cop and he hoặc she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, bạn have been caught speeding, how much do bạn think bạn were going?" Don't say, "Well bạn must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when bạn haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron hoặc born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period hoặc PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have bạn been putting on a little weight?" It's a chó cái, bitch slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and bạn see it don't say, "I thought bạn were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if bạn have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do em bé come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give bạn some bullcrap hoặc worse, tell bạn the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with thêm people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make bạn lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green ngày những người hâm mộ (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid hoặc may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He hoặc she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick bạn in the nuts (if you're a male) hoặc slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will hiển thị your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. bạn have been warned.
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when bạn haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron hoặc born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period hoặc PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have bạn been putting on a little weight?" It's a chó cái, bitch slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and bạn see it don't say, "I thought bạn were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if bạn have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do em bé come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give bạn some bullcrap hoặc worse, tell bạn the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with thêm people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make bạn lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green ngày những người hâm mộ (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid hoặc may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He hoặc she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick bạn in the nuts (if you're a male) hoặc slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will hiển thị your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. bạn have been warned.
Thanksgiving is my yêu thích holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, bạn get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are bạn ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" đã đưa ý kiến the pie. it was quả bí ngô, bí ngô pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i tình yêu you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are bạn doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
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"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
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"yes i am" đã đưa ý kiến the pie. it was quả bí ngô, bí ngô pie, my fav.
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"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
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"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
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Ok so here is a bunch of ngẫu nhiên Moments i will be writting. All are true.
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG bạn needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope bạn liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG bạn needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope bạn liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.
2 = tomboys will hiển thị thêm affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when bạn interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when bạn interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if bạn still have a girlfriend do bạn know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep bạn up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore Sô cô la cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
2 = tomboys will hiển thị thêm affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when bạn interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when bạn interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if bạn still have a girlfriend do bạn know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep bạn up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore Sô cô la cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
1.always let him talk to bạn about stuff he likes
2.always see what bạn have in common (if bạn do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW bạn FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS bạn OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask các câu hỏi about him like his yêu thích color, his yêu thích movie hoặc his yêu thích t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your yêu thích clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your yêu thích phim chiếu rạp and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank bạn for đọc i hope this helps :)
2.always see what bạn have in common (if bạn do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW bạn FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS bạn OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask các câu hỏi about him like his yêu thích color, his yêu thích movie hoặc his yêu thích t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your yêu thích clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your yêu thích phim chiếu rạp and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank bạn for đọc i hope this helps :)