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1)"Why, do bạn find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I tình yêu the một giây grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and bạn actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
hoặc just say, "Well, I guess you'd be the one to know."

6)I'd just say "Whoaaa. I know bạn have fantasies but keep them to yourself."

7)"why, bạn interested"? :) :)

8)That's not what your mom đã đưa ý kiến last night.

9)'And...? This concerns bạn because...?'

Gay is not an offensive thing to be called. SO I would take it thêm as a statement than an offense.

10)At least I'm not a homophobe.

11)I was in this situation before and I turn to the person and looked him in the face and đã đưa ý kiến “ well honey, I guess bạn would know better than anyone would since bạn were biting the cái gối, gối last night.”

12)What tipped bạn off, my great sense of style, biting wit hoặc was it your GAYDAR honey?

13)"I'm not even going to acknowledge your stupidity and close mindedness.' and walk away. It's not worth getting into a pissing match over. Pick your battles.

14)"It takes one to know one" always worked well for me.

It belittles the homophobe within his own warped value-system, without belittling you. It's rather childish of course, and is not of course 100% literally true, but although I haven't actually used it in 30-odd years (not having been called gay for a while), I've often had cause to reflect on its essential wisdom. Many gay-bashers are hiding, I believe, something of a màu hồng, hồng streak within themselves.

15)must admit the best reply i ever heard was to a real bit brute of a fella and he was totally shocked.

The big fella đã đưa ý kiến "Oi are bạn bent"

Quick reply was " Why have bạn got a crooked cock"

That was the end of that.

16)"Is that a statement hoặc a come-on?"

17)YES i am HAPPY have bạn got a problem with that?

18)"I wear glasses as well. Just in case bạn didn't notice."

19)"Usually when one accuses another of being homosexual, it is simply to cover up their own fears and insecurities and thoughts about being homosexual themselves"

20)o0o0o0o baby bạn would know, then blow a Kiss at them.

21)"And why exactly would bạn want to know...?"

Then turn and walk casually away.
Don't even play their silly little game bởi trying to make a "Comeback".

22) "does the term get a life mean anything to you?"

hoặc there's always the classic- give him a pitying look and walk away.

23)No, I'm extatic!!!, say it with a massive grin on your face.

24)Say "Yea, so blow me"

25)"ooof, bạn find me cute, don't bạn ;)"

26)Just say, If bạn don't tell anyone that I have a wooden penis then I wont tell anyone that bạn have splinters in your mouth.

27)Thanks. And I'm an adult too."

And walk away.

Why bother staying near idiots like this?

28)''And you're cute!''
Don't forget a 'menacing smile' yo...

29)Don't hate Me because bạn aren't me!

30)And you're what? Sad?

31)"In your dreams"

32)Well, if bạn AREN'T gay hoặc bi, and the person who's asking is the same sex bạn are, try, "If you're looking for a date, you're going to have to look somewhere else; I can't help you."

hoặc -- "I don't know what bạn need, but you're not going to find it here."

hoặc -- "What's bugging you? Something to hide? bạn pulling a Larry Craig on us?"

Larry Craig is the conservative Republican "pro-family" U.S. Senator from Idaho who has been hateful to gay people to try to cover up that he, himself, has sex with strange men in public washrooms (despite having a female spouse back home.)

bạn want to avoid các câu trả lời that insult gay people. bạn want an answer that insults hoặc at least deflects the person who is starting the anti-gay attack on you.

33)I deleted it, it was duplicate.

34)What kind of "cable" do bạn get. It looks like bạn have DSL.

35)Well, I prefer to be known as jolly hoặc happy, but I appreciate bạn wanting to include me in your social group.

36)In my case, "No, only halfway." :)

37)Are bạn dropping hints .. and if bạn are .. sorry you're not my type .. that's what I'll say .. LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại .. xin chào not that I'm gay ..

38)You weren't complaining last night!

39)"I', sorry if I misled you. I prefer the opposite sex so I would not be a fun date, but we can still be friends."

40)You only say that because I turned down your boyfriend.

41)At least I know the difference between “you're” and “your”.

42)You may want to say so are many other people and that is not every nice!It is your choice what bạn want to be in your own ways!Many people are gay but that does not bother most people and it doesn't bother me!

43)And you're point is.....

44)I'm sorry I know bạn want me to be a homosexual so we can hook up but I'm really not gay so it just wouldn't work between us.

45)"Is there a problem with being happy?" (using gay as a derogative term, as I sense that this is..is nothing thêm than ignorance and tells a lot about the person saying it) Don't worry be gay!

46)say "I thought we were going to keep this quiet until we're both ready to come out"

47)..and bạn find me attractive?

48)'say'no I'm not gay, but xin chào but bạn don't need to take my word for it just ask your mom.

49)You're straight.Thanks for the observation.

50)'thank god, I didn't think bạn felt the same, come here lover!"

51)In fact i am gay. if you're intention is to insult me at least put some thought into it.

52)I may be happy (gay)but ,not desperate enough to want to go out with you....

53)Want my number?

54)Best comeback for guys when another guy says you're gay just look at him and point to you're Penis and when he looks just say who's gay now? and walk away.

55)If this is high-school- first, is there anything about that statement that hits closer to trang chủ than bạn would like? If there is, deal with this immediately, and then bite the bullet-
say yes.
whatever any foul idiot with no imagination calls you, say yes. After bạn agree with them, there is nothing thêm they can do. Turn it around, and throw it back in their face. I was tormented through high-school, middle-school, elementary school- bạn name it. Fat, ugly, a lesbian, a witch, whatever. Say yes. They stopped calling me everything after I agreed with them. When they called me a lesbian, I put the two fingered V up to my mouth and flicked my tongue, and the guys taunting me flipped out and ran away- no joke. These tormentors will not stop immediately, because they're testing you, but hold firm. When bạn do not react, they can not hurt you.

56)How about "if bạn have a problem with that, then bạn are the one with the problem"

57)Pucker up and say " Your place hoặc mine?"

58)Like Jerry Seinfeld đã đưa ý kiến "not that there is anything wrong with that"

59)'So is your face!'

Please note that the first reply doesn't work if the person is your brother hoặc sister...

Seriously, though. If someone calls bạn gay with a genuine intention to hurt bạn based on your sexuality, let them. Tell them they're right, hoặc wrong as the case may be. A person that crude and insensitive doesn't deserve your attention.

60)"Your mother (if you're a girl) didn't seem to mind."
"Your father (if you're a boy) didn't seem to mind."

61)You say "yes I do find myself to be a very happy person." hoặc say "that's not my name at all, bạn should really try to keep your names/faces in order."

Gay has many different meanings and is also a name.

62)How about "Hey, ducky, you're the one whose dating me."

63)"Not without bữa tối, bữa ăn tối and a movie first!"

64)Why? Are bạn looking for a date?

65)I'm sorry, but I just don't like bạn like that. Sorry things didn't turn out for you.

66)"I never noticed before but bạn have a great butt, honey" *blow kiss/wink and walk off*

"But I thought bạn liked it last night" *pout*

"No, but your girlfriend/mom/sister sure does tình yêu anal!"

67)Damn Skippy! Now dip me Sô cô la and throw me to the lesbians!

Haha!

68)Bend over and lets find out :P

69)You better believe it baby, now turn around and I'll hiển thị bạn how it's done.

70)"would bạn please excuse me, and walk away".

71)Well if the other person is of the same sex as you, bạn can always say something like " Just because I am hot does not mean I am yours!"

72)LOL...This has happened to me...Another female told everyone I was a lesbian. I confronted her...She of course played it up for her friends, and as she was walking away, I grabbed her and kissed her. Am I a lesbian? No. Did she ever say anything about me again? No. Muahahaha

73)OH darling, that coming from someone who gave me a good blow job last night.

74)Oh am I? Tell me about it.

75)I know bạn are but what am I? (I always find that so lame it just cracks me up)

76)"I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is!"

77)if they don't like it tell the straighties to stop making gay babies.

78)Why! I didn't know bạn were gay? ..You're not?...Then why are bạn giving me a physical appraisal?

79)Jack: "Hello, are bạn Gay?"
Gay: "Yes Jack, Nice to meet you"

80)And you're about as straight as a circle.

81)So is your Dad, look how bạn turned out.

82)For a kid: "They say gays have the best gaydar!" (or equivalent "takes one to know one")
hiển thị bạn don't care ("I support gay people" "What, are bạn GAY?" "Um, yeah, because the fact I've just stuck up for gays means I'd be reeeeeeeeally insulted if a bigot thought I was one.")
If you're an adult, though? Seriously, who gives two shits? It's not an insult, and when people mean it as an insult it's just a quick way for bạn to find out they're not worth your time.

83)Yeah.... In your wet dreams .

84)Isn't it weird how we can always recognize another gay?

85)With a deadpan expression, and a flat toneless voice -

"gosh that really is a killer insult...."

followed bởi a big yawn.

86)Would it significantly raise your IQ if I was?

87)At least when I look into a mirror, I don't break it!

88)Are bạn free Saturday night?

89)If it's a girl:
"Sorry to disappoint."

in general:
"You're right! I AM a happy person!"
"Did bạn find that in a trash can? It kinda stinks..."
"YOU'D wanna know."
"Sorry, bud. Not interested."
"is that your face, hoặc did your neck throw up on you?"
"If bạn were looking in the mirror, I'd say the same."

90)"Why, are bạn interested?"
"Not for you."
What, do bạn like me?
Why'd bạn say that,are bạn fantasizing about me again?
"Only in your wildest dreams"
"AWW! diễn xuất a whittle tough just cause bạn can't have me?"
"Get your pants off and we'll test that theory"
"Only for you, sexy!"
"your mom/dad sure found out"-OH bởi the way is he/she free this Saturday night?
"your mother/father tells me that all the time"

"I know that bạn are jealous but do try to understand sweetie that I am just not attracted to bitches/dickheads so go find another girl/guy to have a crush on" and if he/she says he/she doesn't have a crush on bạn say "that's funny bạn are giving me all this attention and not on the guys/girls why is that"

hoặc "I am not the one that's oppressing about it do bạn have something bạn want to tell us" and if he/she says that he/she is not oppressing about being a gay then say "hey I am not the one who has đã đưa ý kiến the word gay "x" times there's nothing wrong with bạn being sexually attracted to women/men"

bạn know what? I would absolutely tình yêu to see life from your point of view, but I simply can't seem to stick my head THAT far up my ass.

91)Is that an offer?

92)I no that's your sexual fantasy.

93)Give them a condescending look and say "Well, yeah, that's why I don't have time for small-minded fuckwits like yourself."

94)Yeah, Gay like a Fox!!

95)how about "no shit?!" :) congratulations bạn aren't so stupid after all.

Okay these are a lot,well I was bored. :)
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"Search Me"


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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when bạn say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. bạn look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and bạn never get tired of being with us.

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