A
is for Arteries.
bạn know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for bạn bạn twit she was only after your money and could have được trao a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when bạn took her out and she đã đưa ý kiến "I'm not hungry" so bạn figured bạn could take her to a nice place because bạn were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate thêm than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So bạn flip the bill and are broke for the tiếp theo two weeks and she wonders why bạn were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if bạn can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, bạn figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to ngày her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon bởi both parties.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't di chuyển very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on hàng đầu, đầu trang she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She đã đưa ý kiến she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing bạn for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my tình yêu but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured bạn with the truth. She also tortured bạn with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying bạn hate that chó cái, bitch is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason bạn were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for bạn suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what bạn got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to bạn about taking what P stands for. It also means bạn won't get any for a week.
is for Arteries.
bạn know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for bạn bạn twit she was only after your money and could have được trao a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when bạn took her out and she đã đưa ý kiến "I'm not hungry" so bạn figured bạn could take her to a nice place because bạn were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate thêm than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So bạn flip the bill and are broke for the tiếp theo two weeks and she wonders why bạn were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if bạn can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, bạn figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to ngày her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon bởi both parties.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't di chuyển very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on hàng đầu, đầu trang she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She đã đưa ý kiến she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing bạn for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my tình yêu but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured bạn with the truth. She also tortured bạn with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying bạn hate that chó cái, bitch is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason bạn were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for bạn suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what bạn got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to bạn about taking what P stands for. It also means bạn won't get any for a week.
AS bạn can tell, i am no longer going into the spot where i should of wrote this. To all members of the ngẫu nhiên spot i am sorry it's just a fighting issue. I'm not posting this in the TDI spot becuase i am leaving that spot. bạn guys just keep on fighting! Please, please stop it! bạn are wrecking the fanpop family, and bạn are breaking my heart. Please, i am begging you! If bạn have any kindness left in you, please just say sorry.
FORGIVE AND FORGET,LIFE IS TOO SHORT WITHOUT REGRETS.
This is stupid! Fighting, i mean when i first joined fanpop, there was no fighting at all. Now there is about 3 people leaving a day. So if bạn want about only 60 out of the 1461 fans, go ahead. But im done with it.
FORGIVE AND FORGET,LIFE IS TOO SHORT WITHOUT REGRETS.
This is stupid! Fighting, i mean when i first joined fanpop, there was no fighting at all. Now there is about 3 people leaving a day. So if bạn want about only 60 out of the 1461 fans, go ahead. But im done with it.
MY CAT BUBBA WILL WALK ACROSS ME TO GET 2 PLACES... SO ONE ngày I WAS SLEEPING I WAS HAPPY,PEACEFUL, AND EVERYTHING U COULD IMAGINE UNTIL... BUBBA JUMPS ON THE giường AND I GUESS HE WANTED TO GET 2 THE OTHER SIDE SO HE WALKED ACROSS MY HEAD 2 GET THERE.... THAT WOKE ME UP AND IT WAS LIKE 5:00 IN THE MORNING... I WAS MAD SO MY MOM YELLED AT HIM 4 ME..... THE tiếp theo MORNING I WAS SO TIRED...
AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA
THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!
AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA
THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!
Okay so one ngày my mom was trang chủ alone and she walked into the house and there was a con sóc, sóc sitting on the couch. My mom started screaming and the con sóc, sóc started flying all over the house!! She stood on the back of the đi văng and the con sóc, sóc flew all around her and she was like so scared!!! She called my dad and told him to come trang chủ so he did and then when he walked in the door he got my remote car and it finally flew out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! She was scared every night to go to sleep for like 8 weeks cause she thought the con sóc, sóc was in her bed!!!
1. chewed chewing gum under your bàn must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva
2. If bạn lick your sweat bạn can see the future
3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal
4. yur teacher has seen bạn in da vòi hoa sen no JOKE
4. people be sick on bạn all the time right want to know why it because your ugly
5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth
6.Aliens will abduct bạn one ngày and steal your brain
7.you will live on a farm
8.im sorry but bạn see dat guy behind u he is going to kill bạn
9. i like flying wid da monkeys
10. bạn cany dance hoặc sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING
11. i am a pervert and im comming for bạn xin chào sexi
2. If bạn lick your sweat bạn can see the future
3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal
4. yur teacher has seen bạn in da vòi hoa sen no JOKE
4. people be sick on bạn all the time right want to know why it because your ugly
5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth
6.Aliens will abduct bạn one ngày and steal your brain
7.you will live on a farm
8.im sorry but bạn see dat guy behind u he is going to kill bạn
9. i like flying wid da monkeys
10. bạn cany dance hoặc sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING
11. i am a pervert and im comming for bạn xin chào sexi