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A Nice ngày To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the cỏ to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot thêm fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird when you're young."

"Of course," Simon said. "But now we're happy, we can still have fun. If we go about it happily."

"Happily?" Jade đã đưa ý kiến . "But how?"

"With this," Simon đã đưa ý kiến and held out a quick sofa. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to sing."

Jade swallowed the sofa at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to sing happily. They sang like a cat. Three times.

And then the neighbor told them to get off his lawn.
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Source: myfunnyworld
added by Helen-Lover
posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until bạn are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines bạn see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like bạn just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the thực phẩm in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a câu hỏi nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
Ask...
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posted by kitkat709477
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So bạn have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! xin chào girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did bạn know kissing is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken súp actually makes bạn feel better. 94% of boys would tình yêu it if bạn sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your hàng đầu, đầu trang lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult bạn when they like you! 89% of guys want bạn to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. Sô cô la will make bạn feel better! Most...
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Inuyasha
INUYASHA
HERES MY hàng đầu, đầu trang TEN danh sách OF ANIME/MANGA TO WATCH

10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT

9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY

8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)

6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE anime IS ONLY 26 EPISODES

5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES

4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE bạn START WATCHING bạn JUST CANT STOP

3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO

2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST anime IVE EVER SEEN

1.DEATH NOTE!
anime SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME
 ROSARIO VAMPIRE
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
 BLEACH
BLEACH
Naruto
NARUTO
Ouran High School Host Club
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
 KAMICHAMA KARIN
KAMICHAMA KARIN
 Naruto SHIPPUDEN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
 TOKYO MEW MEW
TOKYO MEW MEW
 ZOMBIE LOAN
ZOMBIE LOAN
Sổ tay tử thần
DEATH NOTE
1.fart with your armpits
2.play with your food
3.beg for a video game after they say no
4.turn the tv on at full blast
5.swear
6.pinch your siblings
7.when the tell bạn to do something tell them "no thanks,i don't feel like it"
8.sort through their underwear
9.tell them their diet is not working
10.groan randomly
11.spend $30 on thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác thực phẩm when they told bạn not to
12.spend their money and claim bạn donated it hungry kids in africa
13.tell your little siblings about bloody mary
14.at everything the say to bạn yell "Liar!'
i have not done any of these but they would be fun to do and bạn can use these to annoy your brother hoặc sister and watch the fun :-))
1.They always smell good even if it's just shampoo

2.The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder

3.The ease with which they fit into your arms

4.The way they Kiss bạn and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

5.How cute they are when they eat

6.The way they take hours to dress‚ but in the end it's all worthwhile

7.Because they're always warm‚ even when it's negative thirty degrees outside

8.The way they look good no matter what they wear

9.The way they cá for compliments

10.How cute they are when they argue

11.The way their hands always find yours

12.The way they smile...
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-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time bạn lick a stamp.

-It takes thêm calories to eat a piece of cần tây than the cần tây provides bạn with.

-Many people think eating cá makes bạn thêm intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...
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added by PartyOrange
I am often starting to be a người hâm mộ of something but If bạn are người hâm mộ of somebody/something there can always be a situation when bạn will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that hoặc something simmilar. But then bạn start to feel distracted. bạn don't know what to start with. Maybe bạn are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help bạn to stop being a người hâm mộ easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So bạn just understood that bạn don't like this thing anymore? Lets...
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added by Kragfan1910
Source: microsoft
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny bạn think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."


Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: tiếp theo to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: tiếp theo to my house


3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started...
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the misheard lyrics of the song numa numa... with pictures! make sure u don't miss the credits
video
ngẫu nhiên
hilarious
stupid
numa numa
misheard
lyrics
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