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When you're happy and bạn know it bomb Iraq
If bạn cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If bạn never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If bạn think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not tình yêu this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.


Last night I lay in my giường looking up at the stars,
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon
and suddenly I thought where the fuck is my roof?

To all medics: As from may 2001 viagra will only be available from the pharmacy under its chemical name. Please ask for ……….
Mycoxaflopin    

Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings ngựa
and all the kings men bent the chó cái, bitch over
and fucked her again

Sing a song of syphillis
a fanny fulla crabs
four and twenty blackheads twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open
the heads begin to sing
wasn't it a minging cunt to stick your penis in

It's not the length its not the size
its how many times bạn can make it rise

hoa hồng are red Violets are blue
I have crabs and now so do you


(for Mobile phone)
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful wedded text m8,
2 have & 2 hold 4 dirty jokes & saucy quotes,
through poor reception & no signal,
until low battery do us part.

Last night i wanted bạn
I needed bạn so badly it hurt.
I wanted you
inside me to work your magic on me
but i couldn't find bạn
………… stupid paracetamol

Sex is a sin,
sins are forbidden,
sins are forgiven
so get stuck in

I tình yêu the way it rubs against my soft màu hồng, hồng flesh
and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can't wait for the tiếp theo time
I tình yêu my toothbrush

Twinkle, twinkle, massive knob.
Mary likes it in her gob
but when she feels that certaim twitch
she pulls it out the spiteful bitch.

Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to vượt qua, cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The một giây man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a thuyền and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge

(for a mobile phone)
You're so sexy, bạn drive me insane.
bạn fuck me so hard I'm always in pain.
Your sexy voice puts in slumber.
Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number...

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed and gave a grunt,
Its not you, bạn ugly cunt!
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tình yêu WILL REMEMBER
[Voicemail]
Hey babe it’s me, I just wanted to call to tell bạn that
I tình yêu bạn so so so so much,
Just wanted to let bạn know that bạn are my princess,
You are worthy of all of the tình yêu in the world,
You are the tình yêu of my life.

Now's all we got,
And time can't be bought,
I know it inside my heart
Forever will forever be ours,
Even if we try to forget,
Love will remember

[Verse 1]
You đã đưa ý kiến bạn loved me,
I đã đưa ý kiến I loved bạn back,
What happened to that?
What happened to that?

All your promises,
And all them plans we had,
What happened to that?
What happened to that?

Boom gone,
Yeah we di chuyển on
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posted by neonstars
Are bạn a scientist Cause I'd Like to do bạn on a bàn , Periodically(:

If bạn where a tam giác You'd be acute one.

Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.

There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3

xin chào baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for bạn and I can't get up (:

hoa hồng are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?

bạn remind me of my tiếp theo boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!

If bạn were a snack pack id eat bạn without a spoon.

bạn smell like a flower. Can I plant bạn in my garden?

Do bạn believe in tình yêu at first sight, hoặc should I walk bởi again?
This is important to horror những người hâm mộ and collectors alike because as Child's Play series những người hâm mộ we are extremely limited in choice as far as accurate replicas go and are forced to pay ridiculous amounts of money for one replica usually of foreign origin because every single worth while piece created for this film is of limited release and considered extremely rare. It's not right for những người hâm mộ of the series to have to pay 2,000 average for a replica and one from 5 years cách đây at that. We want a "to scale" accurate replica of Chucky from the original Child's Play films in his unstitched form.

Please sign this petition, it'd mean a lot to me!: link
"Hey, Mom, Dad, I'm home!" Emma called from the foyer of their house. She walked into the phòng bếp, nhà bếp and found her parents cooking dinner. "Hi sweetie, we're cooking vegetarian mì ống ý, spaghetti and the sauce, your favorite!" Her mom said. "Cool! But I need to eat it fast, I need to call some Những người bạn and talk, is that okay?" Emma said, walking over to her mom. "Of course, honey!" Her mom said. "And dinner's just about ready."

"Bye!" Eve mouthed to Mellissa from the sidewalk. Eve turned the corner and once she did she started running towards an alley. "Might as well take a shortcut." She muttered to herself....
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I don’t wanna feel like this
I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna freak bạn out
But I
I think I might of đã đưa ý kiến too much
Didn’t mean to
Didn’t mean to
Think I might of đã đưa ý kiến it’s bạn and I

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind

I don’t want to stand in line
Like I used to
Like I used to
I don’t want to have to scream and shout
‘Cause I’m the kind of girl that sticks
Like a tattoo
Like a tattoo...
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Momma never taught me how to love
Daddy never taught me how to feel
Momma never taught me how to touch
Daddy never showed me how to heal

Momma never set a good example
Daddy never held momma’s hand
Momma found everything hard to handle
Daddy never stood up like a man

I’ve walked around broken, emotionally frozen
Getting it on, getting it wrong

How do bạn tình yêu someone without getting hurt
How do bạn tình yêu someone without crawling in the dirt
So far in my life clouds have blocked the sun
How do bạn love, how do bạn tình yêu someone
How do bạn love, how do bạn tình yêu someone

I was always the chosen child
The biggest...
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Up above the surface I was just a perfect child
But underneath it all I was crazing to be wild
Don’t bạn judge bởi the cover it’s so far from what bạn see
I’m losing all my patience waiting on bạn to believe
I’m suffocating, I can’t breathe

Let me out this cage, I’m not gonna hold back
I’m a break these chains, I’m taking control now
Gonna give bạn something to talk about
It’s another side of me
I’m diễn xuất out

Set me free, I’m ready to hiển thị you
This is what I need, it’s time to get dirty
I’m a hiển thị what I’m talking about
It’s another side of me
I’m diễn xuất out

Welcome to a new...
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*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an táo, apple to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit bởi a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to my new world
Writing names, nghề viết văn names, YEAH!
Writing...
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