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Are bạn saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
xin chào dad, are there any openings at your office?
I'm converting!
I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are bạn again?
Mom, bạn too can be saved.
I need thêm money for my gambling ring.
Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
Have bạn ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.. I can't bre-
From now on, you'll call me Mohammed.
I'd tình yêu to talk to you, but I have thêm important things in my life to do.
Is it possible to get a 12-year old girl pregnant?
xin chào mom, bạn know how bạn and dad got married at 20, well...
This is my trang chủ away from home. I have new friends, and a family here with two kids and - um, forget what I just said.
And I joined the Republican party!
I just can't take it anymore. The pressure! The Pressure! Aaaaaaaaaaah! (Click)
Mom, send me some neosporin. I seem to have a lot of cold sores.
When are bạn coming to visit! I really want to see you!
Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing bạn naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't bạn have some laundry to do hoặc something?
bạn are so cute when bạn get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a một phút - I get it. What time of the tháng is it?
bạn sure bạn don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of chó cái, bitch flakes this morning!
Who are bạn kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
posted by EminemAddict09
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that bạn "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for ngẫu nhiên times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Những người bạn in public entirely of "Beeeep Bip...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At bữa tối, bữa ăn tối time quietly throw thực phẩm but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my đít, mông, ass is fat hoặc i stuff twinkies in my đít, mông, ass make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a nốt ruồi dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores bởi lying on him saying stuff like Jason đã đưa ý kiến that he was going to kick my đít, mông, ass hoặc something like that
☆Tell him to give bạn a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like bạn heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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Tayloraddict-1
Become a người hâm mộ today
This is very funny I told some of my Những người bạn and they laughed.

Kids, don't try this at trang chủ XD

Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.

Oh and on thêm thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.

1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*

6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on tường so hard, knock self into the tiếp theo room*
10. *Flies into the sun*

11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into cá mập tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*

16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
posted by IsabellaMCullen
1. Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make tình yêu with you.


2. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until bạn find your
contact lens.


3. cú đấm the body and tell people that he hit bạn first.


4. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.


5. Ask someone to take a snapshot of bạn shaking hands with the deceased.


6. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.


7. Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.


8. Ask the widow to give bạn a kiss.


9. Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.


10. Tell the undertaker that your...
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While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he hoặc she yells at you. Then ask if bạn got the job.
Stick a piece of cải xanh, bông cải xanh between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he hoặc she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s bàn in front...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.

Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.

They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.

Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, bạn let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
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A different version with thêm lyrics.
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Go watch this guy. He's hilarious! www.youtube.com/TheAngryGrandpaShow
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this guy is retarded...
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