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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain bạn understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help bạn concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, bạn can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help bạn concentrate. If your friend shows bạn his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders, drop him.

5. When bạn get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

6. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain bạn understand it.

7. bạn know, bạn haven't written to that kid bạn met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so bạn can concentrate.

8. Go look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.

9. Listen to one side of your favourite tape and that's it-- I mean it! As soon as it's over bạn are going to start that paper.

10. Listen to the other side.

11. Rearrange all of your CDs into alphabetical order.

12. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if he's started nghề viết văn yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your teacher, the course, the university, and the world at large.

13. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

14. Read over the assignment again; roll the words across your tongue; savour its special flavour.

15. Check the newspaper listings to make sure bạn aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV. NOTE: When bạn have a paper due in less than 12 hours, anything on TV from 'Rahul Dulhaniyan Le Jayenge' to every Zee hoặc Sony soap is truly worthwhile.

16. Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he was watching. Discuss the finer points of the plot.

17. Go look at your tongue in the bathroom mirror.

18. Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.

19. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.

20. Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious, trench-coated strangers lurking in the hall.

21. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

22. Read over the assignment one thêm time, just for the heck of it.

23. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.

24. Lie face down on the floor and scream at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of your lungs.

25. Leap up and write the paper.

26. Type the paper.

27. Complain to everyone that bạn didn't get any sleep because bạn had to write the paper.
(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex


~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the giường and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the vòi hoa sen blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten phút later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so bạn don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of bạn may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a thêm được ưa chuộng game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in Nhật Bản as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created bởi Yoko Taro, who created it to make a thêm grim RPG with no morally just...
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posted by aldrine2016
WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!



It was just a typical ngày at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky con vịt, vịt walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught bởi their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the hàng đầu, đầu trang of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as đã đưa ý kiến before. He and Buster were instructed bởi their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, con vịt, vịt season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...
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This just came to my head while listening to these songs, so here I go! Oh yeah, these are my very first reactions, so they won't always make sense XP
Lyrics are like this
(Thoughts are like this)
Let's go!


Hearing tiêu đề for the first time: (Whaddya think he's gonna do, get a mop and clean bạn up?)

This might be wrong, but here's all I know, here's all I know
(Well unless you're stupid hoặc have amnesia, bạn are wrong.)

Most times I pretend that he's just a friend, he's just a friend
(Good.)

Yeah I'll try to make our hearts beat in time
Even though your rhythm might not be with mine
(It will not. It would...
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I absolutely adore a good and well written villain. From the crazies to the sympathetic ones with a tragic back story to the ones who do it for the lols, I tình yêu me a fun fictional baddie. And there are just so many of them, so here are my favorites. Listed as a count down.

I'll start with the honorable Mentions: Jadis and Nehelenia. I couldn't not put Nehelenia on this danh sách as she was pretty much the first villain I ever liked--I just didn't know I liked her at the time. When I was 5 years old, not gonna lie she kind of scared me. And that's part of why I tình yêu her character today. Jadis, most...
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My friend and I were bored so we wrote this, a parody of the song "Don't Stop Believing" bởi Journey.

just a small town meme, living in a lonely world, took the trolling train going annnyyywhheeerrreee

just a city meme, born and raised in 4chan threads, took the trolling train going anyyyywheeeeree

A troller in a darkened room, the smell of bia and cheap snack fooodds. For a LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại they can share the thread. It goes on and on and on and on.

trollers waiting, up and down the reaction pics, n00bs searching knowyourmeme in the night. screenlights memers, living just to find tfw. hiding somewhere in...
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