1. I wish bạn were a door so I could slam bạn all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do bạn work for UPS? I thought I saw bạn checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy bạn a drink hoặc do bạn just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted giường Thrasher: have bạn seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make bạn the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and bạn can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish bạn were a ngựa con, ngựa, pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride bạn all ngày long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how bạn look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings hoặc the stairway to heaven?
14. bạn might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. bạn must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing bạn do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be bạn bởi morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. bạn know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name rượu vàng, sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do bạn believe in tình yêu at first sight hoặc should I walk bởi again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone đã đưa ý kiến bạn were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if bạn think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but bạn can tickle me anytime bạn want to.
30. I know sữa does a body good, but DAMN, how much have bạn been drinking?
31. If bạn were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza, bánh pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't bạn like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go trang chủ without me.
34. Do bạn sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do bạn wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I Mất tích my puppy. Can bạn help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get bạn out of these wet clothes.
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2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do bạn work for UPS? I thought I saw bạn checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy bạn a drink hoặc do bạn just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted giường Thrasher: have bạn seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make bạn the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and bạn can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish bạn were a ngựa con, ngựa, pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride bạn all ngày long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how bạn look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings hoặc the stairway to heaven?
14. bạn might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. bạn must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing bạn do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be bạn bởi morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. bạn know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name rượu vàng, sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do bạn believe in tình yêu at first sight hoặc should I walk bởi again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone đã đưa ý kiến bạn were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if bạn think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but bạn can tickle me anytime bạn want to.
30. I know sữa does a body good, but DAMN, how much have bạn been drinking?
31. If bạn were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza, bánh pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't bạn like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go trang chủ without me.
34. Do bạn sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do bạn wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I Mất tích my puppy. Can bạn help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get bạn out of these wet clothes.
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